A ninja to remember

18.

Just dance

Sora

With my new teacher Sandā on the scene, she needs to train me. Or as she says because she hasn't taught me anything yet! So she says we're going on a mission, previously given to us by the third Hokage.

Leaving was easier than I thought, with Naruto off with his Pervy sage, Sakura obsessing over Sasuke and Kaka-Baka out of commission, I had no one to say goodbye to.

I wouldn't be back for four weeks so I said goodbye to my apartment.
"Goodbye bed, goodbye kitchen, goodbye tv, goodbye phone. Wait? Phone?! AHH MY BABY I ALMOST LEFT YOU" I shrieked as I cuddled my technology. Crocodile tears slid down my cheeks.

I left my apartment, pocketing my phone as I did so. Locking my door behind me, I heard Sherlock behind me.
"So where are we going?" He asked.
"I don't know. Sandā-sensei didn't say where we were going, just that we are tracking someone and that the third Hokage gave it to her before he died" I informed him. I hefted my bag higher on my shoulders as I continued to walk.

Sandā had told me to meet her at the gates, guns blazing, whatever that meant. She seemed to be very enthusiastic and very, um Pervy wouldn't really describe her. She has a tendency to try to draw men into her pants. Not the best, I think she and Jiraya would make a great pair.

When I arrived at the gates, I was greeted with an unholy sight. Izumo and Kotetsu had obviously become victims of Sandās hormones. She lay in between the both of them, her top slightly unbuttoned and her fly unzipped, the two men's faces bright pink, their "members" sticking up.

"Can we get going? Or you still making babies?" I asked sarcastically as the men got up with lightning speed, light blushes forming on their cheeks.
"Fine fine" she replied, bending down to grab her bag.

We finally left the village behind before she talked.
"So we need to pick up the pace a bit. We need to meet a friend of mine before we can track our target" she told me.
"Where are we meeting them?" I questioned, kind of knowing the answer to this. I feel if I can handle Sandā, I can handle Jiraya and Lady Tsunade.

"Oh just at a town not too far from here. We can get some training there too" she said, walking a tad faster. A sudden breeze flew past us as a figure ran with it.
'Maniac' I thought to myself as we kept walking.

We stopped at nightfall, Sandā saying she needed her beauty sleep. Once she and Sherlock were sleeping peacefully, I dug around in my pocket for my phone. I turned down the brightness and started to read my book.

We continued our journey when the sun rose and, at the pushes of Sandā, we ran the rest of the way. Now, I'm not the best runner, I'm better in the water, so when someone makes me run for a long period of time, I turn into a pile of sweaty, stinky, girl trash by the end of it.

This is what happened when we got to the village, except Sandā had to carry me to the hotel.
"Ugh you're so heavy" she muttered, tossing me onto a futon.
"Yeah well your ass is big" I retorted, snuggling into the bed.

"Oh no you don't, come on we need to train" she said, dragging me out by the heels.
"Hey no fair- quit that- no- stop- sherlock help" I cried to my friend as I was pulled away from sleep.

My feline companion followed good naturedly. 
"Ok so first, we need to find out your chakra nature" Sandā said rummaging in her bag,"here" she said, holding out a bit of paper.

"What's this?" I asked, taking it.
"It's chakra paper, channel some chakra into it and see what happens" she replied, demonstrating. Her paper turned brown and crumbled, turning wet as it did so.
"See? My chakras are water and earth! Now you try." She said, motioning me.
I clutched the paper and channeled my chakra, my eyes widening in amazement as it wrinkled and turned wet as well.

"So you see? Yours are lightning and water" she told me.
"So what new jutsu are you going to teach me?" I asked.

"Tidal wave jutsu and lightning field, when put together, can spread to a far capacity" she told me.

~time skip~

"No it's boar, tiger then bear" cried Sandā, getting frustrated.
"Ugh can we stop" I asked, collapsing to the floor.

"Fine. Wait here I'll go get us some lunch" she said, leaving me behind.
Sherlock suddenly grew to his demon size.
"Hey Sora? Can we dance again please?" He asked.
"Nooo" I groaned.
"Please? I'll let you pick!" He told me.

That got me motivated. I stood knowing exactly what to listen too.

Sandā

I carried the white plastic bag, holding it by the edges of my fingers. I had met up with my "friend" earlier and we had made plans to meet up, all of us, later on, at a bar or something like that.

I heard music and rolled my eyes as I neared the clearing.

Sherlock was a demon again and jumped about, laughing hysterically at his mistress. Sora, waved her hands in the air, kicking her feet(play media) along time to the music, singing at the same time:

"LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGGAAAINNN" she continued her dance and grabbed my hand, startling me as she pulled me in to dance with me.

"I was walking down the street just having a think. When this snake of a guy gave me an evils wink. He stared at me and I felt a change. No I'll never be the same again" she sung in a squeaky voice as the Time warp lyrics came back again.

This continued, my annoyance growing until it finished and she dropped to the floor, to two hands giving us rapturous applause.

Edited as of 25/1/2017^^