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John is lonely...

I'm not the best at writing so give some slack but i will accept feedback of any sort. This is my first. I hope you enjoy. Ps, i write short parts, sorry if it seems redundent.
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               Sherlock holmes is not a nice man and, from what John has noticed, he isn't nice at all to his flatmate's girlfriends. John could never know why but his detective friend was especially crude to any female company John managed to get.  He'd understand how women, or anyone, would get annoyed at Sherlock. John could list all the reason why but i don't have time to.
            This fact never really bothered John that much since he could simply spend time with his date away from Sherlock. However, another obstacle rose. Crimes.
Him solving crimes with London's only consulting detective. He still can't pinpoint how  he got to this point or why for that matter. Alas, John couldn't be happier. But solving crimes and anything associated with it created less time for love live.
           John pondered on this fact whilst sitting in his armchair with his tea and laptop on his lap. He nearly finished his blog about a crime him and Sherlock solved where a couple were arranged to get married however one of the engaged got stuck in an unwanted love triangle, which led to things not looking so pretty. It had taken John almost a week to write, since it had such a complicated backstory which, when you read it back to yourself, it gives you a headache. So John decided to wonder a bit and get a sense of how his love life was going.
          Many girlfriends came and went. The number got smaller since he partnered up with Sherlock. Talking of which, Sherlock was lying on the couch, in his dressing gown and PJs despite it being 5pm, revisiting his mind castle.
John soon came to the conclusion that he was lonely and needed some sort of alone time. John hasn't gotten laid in a long time. However, he needed Sherlock out of the house.
"Talk to Lestrade tomorrow," John said with his eyes still glued to his laptop.
"You can just politely ask me to leave the appartment so you can have some peace and quiet tomorrow. But i guess you're right, i need to get on a case soon," Sherlock replied. He looked at John.
John still looked hot to Sherlock's eyes.