So... [H.S FANFICTION]

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Me 1.55pm: Hi, how you doing?

Emma lil'fucker 1.57pm: Hey, all's fine! Yourself?

Me 1.57pm: I'm pretty good, thanks :)

Emma lil'fucker 1.58pm: Heard you were in New York?

Me 1.58pm: Yeah, it's my eight day here

Emma lil'fucker 1.58pm: God, already?

Me 1.58pm: Yeah ikr?

Emma lil'fucker 1.58pm: Yeah

*NEW MESSAGE TO; Harry darling*

Me 1.58pm: FUCK ITS SO AWKWARD

Harry darling 1.58pm: Whaaa?

Me 1.58pm: I TEXTED EMMA AND ITS JUST SO FUCKING AWKWARD

Harry darling 1.58pm: Hahah, just say you're sorry and shit and then it's DONE!

Harry darling 1.58pm: Oh no, wait. You're girls.

Me 1.59pm: Fuck you, I wanted support.

*NEW MESSAGE*

Emma lil'fucker 1.59pm: Can we talk and be okay again

Me 1.59pm: Yes please.

Me 1.59pm: Sorry for being a little bitch ..

Emma lil'fucker 1.59pm: Sorry for being the bigger one ..

Me 2.00pm: Nah it's okay

Emma lil'fucker 2.00pm: U little twat, You're supposed to say; NO IT WAS ME

Me 2.00pm: Heheheh I took my chance
Me 2.00pm: We good? Please say yes I can't having us in bed terms

Emma lil'fucker 2.00pm: Yes:))

Emma lil'fucker 2.00pm: But can you please just tell me what was wrong..?

*NEW MESSAGE*

Harry darling 2.00pm: I am here, God. What am I supposed to say?

Me 2.01pm: She wants to know

Harry darling 2.01pm: Know what?

Harry darling 2.01pm: Oh

Harry darling 2.01pm: You sure you want to take it through text messages though?

Me 2.01pm: No

Me 2.01pm: I'll call her.

Harry darling 2.01pm: Sounds good, Anastasia

Me 2.01pm: See??

Harry darling 2.02pm: What?

Me 2.02pm: That's what you're supposed to say to support me

Harry darling 2.02pm: I'm
completely marvelous aren't I?

Me 2.02pm: Sometimes, Style

Harry darling 2.02pm: Oh you're a fucking hilarious one

Me 2.02pm: I'm very aware, thank you!;)

Harry darling 2.02pm: Either way shitface, good luck.

Harry darling 2.03pm: I've got to go love, my first summer training lesson for kids is today. I fucking need these money, pray for me not murdering these annoying creatures.