I Hate You...and I Always Will (one sided 1D fic)

Chapter 7: Kill

A/N: what the actual fuck?

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I glared at the British Beibers who decided to jump in on the life ruining adventures of school as the other girls jumped around with hearts popping out if their eyes.

"Is it REALLY necessary to be here?" I asked quietly. "What was that?" Asked blondie. "Is it necessary for you to come BARGING IN ON MY LIFE EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF MY DAY?!" I yelled. "Uh well..." Started Curls McGee. I raised my hand to stop him from talking. Nothing intelligent or relevant ever came out of his mouth. "Jin, this is One Direction you're talking to...and what the hell are you talking about?" Asked one of the girls. The hell if I know her actual name.

I took a deep breath, calmed myself down and then thought of a reply that didn't have too many versions of the word 'fuck' in it. "Yes, lady I DO know that it One Direction. I have the unfortunate burden of knowing them and having Curls McGee supposedly 'love me' according to pencil head." I replied. All the girls gasped. "Harry can't POSSIBLY like YOU...you're not even a fan." They cried in blasphemous thoughts. "Pencil head...GO!" I yelled pointing to him. "I have a name!" He said. "And so do I. You never call me by name." "Because you'll kill me." "I'll still kill you I'm just not going to right now because there are too many witnesses."

Then the room went silent. "Yeah Harry likes this chick for whatever reason." Said the beanie guy...or the brown haired guy who happens to be wearing a beanie today that I never took acknowledgment to before today guy. "There's five of you?" I asked. "You already asked us that." Replied pencil head. "Fuck you too." GASP! "Don't you DARE say that to Zane." Said a girl. "I think you spelled his name wrong." Interjected Nina out of nowhere. "How could I spell his name wrong I'm talking!!!" Yelled the girl. Then everyone stared at the broken fourth wall.

"YEAH! YEAH! I'LL FIX IT!" Jackibuscus yelled.

*BOOP!* you have now forgotten the last minute of your life Brooke.

"So...what business do you idiots have here?" I asked. The British Beibers said nothing. "You came here for nothing didn't you?" I asked. Blondie gave in and nodded. My eye started twitching and my hands turned into fists.

"You've made a horrible mistake, sirs." Said Ben, putting his hand on Curls McGee's shoulders. "Why?" Asked Curls McGee. "Because you pissed me off on a Monday." I said going full out Shadow Queen mode. "Uh....guys..." Said Curls McGee. "YOU WILL DIE FOR YOUR FAULTS!" I yelled like a psychopath. Oh wait...I AM a psychopath! LOOOL!

The British Beibers screamed and ran away. "Oh Gryphon." I called. A cute little puppy dog appeared. "KILL." The dog turned savage and ran after the Beibers.

"I am satisfied." I said smirking. "Of course you are you fucking psychopath!" Yelled a girl. "Awww...thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me." I said in a sugar sweet voice. "Is it really?" Asked Suoh. "Let me answer you by asking you a question. Would you like to be my bitch?" I asked. "No....." He replied confused. "There you fucking go, stupid. Now I understand that you don't get it so I'll give you a couple days."

"Now was that the polite way to greet your fellow classmates?" Asked Ootori."When they're as retarded and annoying as you two are yes. Yes it is." I snapped back. Nina looked at me smiling while the two idiots looked at me shocked. I smirked at Ootori. I did hate the dude's guts but I didn't want to ruin his pride too much at once. Again, I'm being really fucking hypocritical....

The idiot boy reverted to being an emotionless asshole...only for class to have ended. Within seconds everyone was gone.

Later

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The other Japanese idiots turned out to be there too and were following Chantal, Nina, Lexie, Jack, Ben, Jeff and I around. I sighed. "Is this necessary? We're already pathetic enough here so we don't need weirdos like you around us." I said to them. "All we want to know is how you dealt with the boss so well and how you managed to shock Kyoya." Said the twin with the deeper voice. Must be Hikaru. "The way you deal with assholes, Hikaru, is to be a bigger ass to the asshole. I'm not called a pale orphan with an asshole complex for nothing." I replied casually.

"You're an orphan?" Asked Haninozuka. "No but people like to think I am and they seem to think it phases me. It doesn't. THEYRE JUST ALL STUPID, MINDLESS ONE DIRECTION ZOMBIES!" I yelled the last part. "To be honest Brooke's family is actually quite alive...and huge as fuck." Said Ben. I smacked his head. "What?" He asked obviously confused. "No one was to speak of that remember!" I said dryly. Then everyone else but the newbies smacked him.

"Please do explain." Said Kyoya, giving me MY smirk. "How about no and say we did. Besides you probably know about it already. Just tell them yourself you lazy ass." I replied. "Actually I don't know." He replied. "And as long as SHE never comes you'll never know." I mumbled.

Then I noticed my little puppy dog was back. "Good dog. Did you pee on their corpses?" The little puppy wagged its tail. "Good dog." I said patting its head.

"They're right..you ARE messed up." said Ben. "And so are you. Remember Ben, I can deal with morons easily...with death...WOOHOO!" I yelled. They all facepalmed as I smiled satisfied. Death is fun!