A/N: Shut up Directioners it's just a fucking story. Don't like it? Fuck off. And to anyone else that reads this I'll try my best to please you I'm just getting so fed up with this One Direction "love" fanfiction crap that we need a hater fic about them. It needs to be out there. Anyways, on with the show....
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TIME SKIP TO THE FUTURE!!! WHOOOOOOOSH!!!!
Time to ruin my life with the shit of a band that can't song for their fucking life. I purposefully wore a Black Veil Brides shirt, necklace and a pair of ripped black skinny jeans with combat boots to piss off everyone there. If I was going to that crap I was going prepared to piss off everyone, that was my sole purpose in life....at a One Direction concert. Secretly I also packed my iPod and anti-depressants in my bag. God knows that I'll need them, after this.
I said good-bye to my aunt (Yeah I live with my aunt you got a fucking problem with that?!) and went off into the dark, creepy forest to find Ben and Jeff.
When I reached Ben's house they were already outside with sour looks on their faces. "Why are you bringing us with you?" asked Jeff. "Because my pain shall also be yours and quite frankly I could think of no one else to drag along with me. So you two seemed like the perfect candidates!" I replied. "Fan-fucking-tastic..." said Ben.
Eventually we made our way into our demise, and by that I mean we went to Kayla's house so she could forcefully send bullshit into all of our ears. "You're bringing Jeff and Ben?" she asked disgusted. "Their pain and suffering is mine to. Now let's just get this over with so I can go back home, bleach my eyes and ears, play 'Conker's bad Fur Day', faff around and most likely in the end purposefully take myself off my anti-depressants because I went to a One Direction concert, where all your suffering becomes real." I ranted. Jeff and Ben looked at each other then back to me. "That was dark as fuck..." Ben said. "This is ME were talking about did you seriously expect anything better? Did you really expect sunshine, happiness, rainbows and kittens pooping skittles because if you did there is something wrong with you. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!" I yelled.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bla bla bla. Shut the fuck up. We're going to ONE DIRECTION!!!!" Kayla yelled breaking off our somewhat serious moment. Jeff, Ben and I groaned as we made our way towards death.
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MORE TIME SKIP WOOOSH!!
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Oh what luck, we're at the front row. (Take the note of my sarcasm here) Yeah, now I'd REALLY need to crack out the bleach for my eyes. I was prepared though, with the power of BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR, BLACK VEIL BRIDES, AVENGED SEVENFOLD AND VOCALOID!!!! I may have felt a little sorry for Jeff and Ben....but then I easily got over it because I was here for my appending doom.
The shitty concert started with those 5 ugly British Beibers and...then my life SOMEHOW got even worse than it already was.
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(HARRY WHATSHISNAME'S POV)
We were singing some of our lyrical and musically genius songs for a while now. It was the time when we were supposed to bring up one of our moneyba- I mean fans up on stage. I, along with the other guys scanned the area when I found the perfect girl. She looked like she was at least seventeen, and had dark brown hair with blue bangs and what looked like black eyes. Though she was wearing a shirt with the name of Bla...Black....Back Veil....Br....Brides (whatever that is....) I knew she was the perfect one...mostly because I think she's damn hot. (Brooke: WAIT WHAT?! THAT'S WHAT THIS TWATBAG WAS THINKING?!)
We gestured for the girl to come up and, oddly, her face fell. There were two extremely ugly guys beside her that looked like they were about to burst out into the emotion people would call laughter. I wonder what it feels like....laughing I mean.
The girl made her way to us very slowly and stopped far away from us. "Come on, come over here." said Niahll (A/N: butchered it...). She walked over to us but didn't stop glaring.
"What's your name?" I asked. She jerked her, still angry, face to me. "Yeah like you want to fucking know." she replied bitterly. Woah....she's mad. "Ummm...I just want to ask....why are you so mad?" asked Liam. "Because I'm a seventeen year old bitter teenager that is constantly called emo and takes anti-depressants making her sarcastic and cocky as fuck, not making situations any better. The moon will take over the world in three days. I hate people and am a very violent person. I hate all of you and I'm being held at this concert against my will because my friend over there is a bitch who seems to enjoy making my life worse than it already is. Any more questions smart ass?" she replied.
She's insane but at least she's still hot.
"Hey! You can't talk to Liam that way!" said Zayne. "I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT YOU BRITISH TWATBAG!" she yelled back. "You need to calm down." said Louis. Then she looked over at him. "...Since when have there been five of you?" she quietly asked. "Since always..." replied Nihall.
"The more you know!" yelled a voice from what sounded like backstage. It was a male voice....OH! It's that boy wearing a blue mask. He's really weird....He never even told us his name. Just like the hot girl.
She turned towards the voice, suddenly not mad at all. "Oh my glob....is that YOU EJ?!" she yelled. Oh god what a weird name. (A/N: Not as weird as Niahll and Zayne fuckface.) The masked boy came out. "Hey Brooke what's going on?" he asked. "I'm getting pissed off at british fucks because I was forced to come here. How about you Jack? Why you here?" she asked. Wait...his name's JACK?! Holy hell that's way more normal than I thought.
"Weeeelll.....I was dragged here by my girlfriend." he replied. "OOOOH....the invisible one?" she replied smirking. "Oh shut up you convoluted son-of-a-bitch." he replied. How dare he say that to such a beautiful....and terrifying girl. "Why thank you Jack. That was the kindest thing anyone has said to me today." she said, sounding so serious and sincere about it too. What is wrong with this girl does no one here know how to treat the ladies like true gentlemen?
Then...Jack....whispered something in her ear and she nodded extremely happily. Then he pulled out a small white box, taking a slender, white cylindrical object. What is that? They both lit the objects and took a long breath inward. Wait...are they SERIOUSLY smoking on our perfectly, beautiful...beforethatJackguyshowedup....stage?! My dear Brooke started smiling and....her eyes started turning a little red. "Yeaaaaaaaah.....this suddenly became soooo much better...." she said sounding a little drugged. She's....a drug addict too?? OH MY GOD I'M SOOO ATTRACTED TO THIS INSANE GIRL NOW!!!!
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20 minutes later
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"I'M SO STOOOOOOOONED!!!!" she yelled as, Jack laughed. all of our fans were groaning, crying and screaming at us to get this 'abomination' off the stage. She was too beautiful for me to handle so we did absolutely nothing about it.
Unfortunately for me that led to her another one of her guy friends to come and retrieve her. "Hey, Ben....wasssup?" she asked, taking another puff. "Do you have ANY idea what you're actually doing right now?"...Ben...said. "I'M BEAUFIFUL GODDAMNIT!!!!" she yelled. "HOW FUCKING HIGH ARE YOU?!" He yelled. She shrugged and continued to giggle.
"You look fuuuunny...." She said pointing to Ben. Ben sighed, shaking his head and whispered something that sounded like "mother fuck...."
As Ben started to pull her off stage, I stepped forward to stop him from taking our beautiful specimen. "FUCK OOOOOOFFFFFFF!!!!" She yelled angrily at me. She must be saying this only because she's stoned....I'm sure she loves me...or will love me. Ben continued to drag her off...then the worst thing ever happened.
"Hey...Benny...." She said. "What?" He asked a little irritated. Then she kissed him right in front of everyone. "Fuck physics." She said laughing afterwards. Ben just stood there in absolute awe. "Wait WHAT?!" He yelled. She giggled some more before fainting...probably to having too much drugs.
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