I Hate You...and I Always Will (one sided 1D fic)

Chapter 8: The Return of Lesbelia?!?!

A/N: I think my brain works slower than my ideas...fuck.

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PREVIOUSLY

some stuff happened and One Dorection was killed by a puppy. Tadaaa.

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The moment I returned home I saw the British Beibers.

"GRYPHON!" I yelled angrily. The poor puppy came up to me scared. "I said KILL!" The puppy ran away seeing as madame Shadow Queen was coming.

The British Beibers started backing away from me. "Get the FUCK out of my house!" I yelled. They didn't, but they left me alone.

Suddenly Tyler came out of nowhere with a sandwich in his hand. "Shitty day?" He asked. "You have no idea, Tucans." I replied. "Well it IS Monday." He said. "I know...stop reminding me." I replied. "So what happened?" He asked. "The usual Monday shit...and that blonde dumbass and his asshole friend joined my class today. Not only that but British Beiberland decided to show up too." I grumbled.

"Ooh...tough shit." He said. I nodded. "I'm going to go now, see ya Tucans!" "You too Jin!" He replied.

I suppose now you expect some weird reflection over what I had said or some realization that I 'love' Curls McGee. No. This is Brooke Jin we're talking about here! I am not some cliche One Direction zombie. I outassed Kyoya fucking Ootori, for fucks sake! I hate One Direction and I always will!

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Later I was woken up at an ungodly hour by Nina. "What?" I hissed through the phone. "Fuck this shit we're switching annoying ass groups." She said. "What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?" I asked. "You get my stupid ass Japanese people while I put up with One Dumbasses. For a day or so...K, thx, bai." She said, the hung up.

God dammit....

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Later

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"What are you doing here?" Asked Ootori. "Nina wanted to fuck around with One Dievtion's minds while dumping me on all you..." I replied nonchalantly.

All their faces, except Mori, changed into terror. "Oh my god....fuck my life..." I sighed, as I gathered my stuff so I could leave.

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School went as shitty as usual, nothing too interesting.

When I returned to Nina's place with the morons I was greeted by three very hideous looking females. Or at least I think they were females.

They tried to talk to me but I ignored them and blasted some music in my ears. I brushed passed them, entered the house along with the dudes and Haruhi and slammed the door in the transvestites faces.

"How'd you deal with Lobelia do easily?" Asked the higher voiced twin...Kaoru I think. "Easy, I ignored them." I replied. "They're really persistent you know." Said Hikaru. "So are you guys. What else is new?" I asked. "I'm seriously wishing I never went into the music room..." Mumbled Haruhi.

Ok what?

"Do explain, kind sir...well by literal standards MADAME." I said. "I broke a vase and now I'm stuck with these weirdos." She replied.

I was silent for a moment. "Oh I am SO sorry for you." I said. "HEY!" Yelled the blonde moron. "HEY LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LOOK! HEY LOOK LISTEN! WATCH OUT! HEY! SHUT UP TAMAKI!" I yelled.

That left people to stare at me silently. "As if you expected anything else." I said to everyone except Kyoya, glaring at them.

Everyone, except Mori and Kyoya, paled.