I Hate You...and I Always Will (one sided 1D fic)

Chapter 3: Fuck...OFF

A/N: Here comes another round of pathetic insults, an overuse of the word fuck and loling at the fact that my story id pathetic. But you know, making a point about how stupid all One Direction fanfics and just fics is totally worth being the seventh worst person on the internet for. Enjoy one person that reads this. (AKA MY FRIEND LEXIE!!!)

Previously on a stupid story--

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU PEOPLE?!?!" I yelled.

--now back to the story--

"Um....I'm sorry, what?" asked stupid pencil eraser hair guy. "What the hell are you doing at my house, how did you find my house, why would you even come here and stop trying to follow me. I DO. NOT. LIKE. YOU!" I yelled at the retarded chipmunks. "You...dropped your phone....your friend told us where you lived....and we wanted to return it..." said blonde guy. "If you mean Kayla I hate that bitch....and I'm going to kill her for telling you where I live...." I mumbled snatching my phone from the annoying afro guy. "Uh no....we mean Jack..." replied the blonde guy.

Oh right....he didn't leave with us and Kayla did. Oh GOD is he okay? "Is Jack okay? I mean...yeah..." I asked. "....what the hell?" asked Tyler who was still there. "" was forced to go to their shitty concert, I smoked weed in front of young teenage girls with Jacky and we got REALLY high and shit and....well yeah." I replied. "Aww....poor Jack...and you." said Tyler. "Don't forget Ben and Jeff. I dragged them along too..." I mumbled. "OMG I KNEW YOU WOULD! If you know what I mean." he replied smiling like a creeper. "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU TUCANS!!" I yelled. He laughed knowing it would only make me more angry.

I looked over and saw the retarded British beibers were still there. "Why are you still here?" I asked. "Well...we brought back your phone and we're kind of here....can we come inside?" asked the emo guy. I looked at them like they were insane (pssst....because they are.)

"No."

"No?"

"NO!"

:Why not?"

"Because you're all stupid, ugly, terrible singers and I HATE you."

"We're probably smarter, better looking and a better singer than him. He's still here."

"Leave Tyler out of this. He's MY FRIEND....and my aunt's too. By the way yes he's a shitty singer but he's slightly more intelligent and better looking. No offense, Tucans."

"None taken....wait....HEY!!! Woman my singing is NOT shitty!"

"Oh really prove it."

"Fine."

(Link to the thing is hopfully there....if not it's this: watch?v=3xQb9OadhDI)

...no words for what just happened.

They're still here. Why? Didn't they get that I want them gone. "Go. AWAY!" I yelled at them. "Uhhhh....no." they replied WALKING IN!!!! "NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!" I yelled running after them.

Eventually my Aunt came out to see me chasing a Britsh boy band in her house. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" she yelled. "I'm sorry Aunt Reese. I told them I hated them. I insulted them. I warned them to stay the fuck out! BUT THEY WON'T LEAVE ME ALOOONE!" I explained.

Suddenly my Aunt looked at them with a huge face of rage. "Fuck...OFF....don't come back." she said. "Why?" asked stupid afro guy. "Because my neice hates you, I hate you and you are not worth being in my house. We are busy, and in your presence's sense we will ALWAYS be busy. So don't bother ever coming back." she said through bared teeth.

Suddenly I heard low singing to a familiar sounding song.

Ever on and on I continue circling

With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony

Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing

And suddenly I see that I can't break free-

I'm

Slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity

With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony

To tell me who I am, who I was

Uncertainty enveloping my mind

Till I can't break free.

OH!!!!! Bad Apple. Lexie must be calling.

"Herro derrrr?" I asked. "BROOOOOOOOOOKE!" she yelled causing my ear to go deaf. I put her on speaker so wouldn't go deaf again. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeesh?" I asked. "I FOUNDZ EET!" "Found what???" "An awesome 'Servent of Evil Engligh dub!" "So that gave you the need to call me and cause me ear to go deaf?" "Yes." "God damnit Lexie...." "BTW how was the thingy yesturday?" "What do YOU think?" "Shitty?" "EXATREE!" "As expected it IS One Direction." "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah....is the new Pasta Monsters out yet?" "No....sadly not." "DAMNIT SNUFF!!!!...actually no....DAMN IT COMIC KITTY!!!!" "LOL!" "I needz to go. BAI-NIIIIIII!!!!" "BAAAAAI!"

Tyler, Reese and the ugly people were staring at me. "And HOW do your teachers never notice you're on drugs?" asked Tyler. "No idea." I replied.

"So....we going to restart the other thing or just stop and call it a day?" Asked Tyler. "Stop and call it a day." Both me and my aunt said. "Oh and by the way Tina's staying over again." Said my aunt.

FUCK!!!!