What a mother teaches
Logic: "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."
Humor: "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
Justice: "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like!"
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Jokes, Riddles and Stupid Little Things
HumorThese are some jokes, riddles and stupid little things that I've found all over the place. I am not taking owner ship of any of these. Time to smile, laugh and cry with happiness...if you wanna. #621 in humor!!!!!
