A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
"I have an interesting case here," he says. "A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested her?" asks the sergeant.
"No, not yet. The floor's still wet."

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Jokes, Riddles and Stupid Little Things
HumorThese are some jokes, riddles and stupid little things that I've found all over the place. I am not taking owner ship of any of these. Time to smile, laugh and cry with happiness...if you wanna. #621 in humor!!!!!