'WHAT DID YOU JUST DO??' The vocie in your head screams. 'Jake you fu©king idiot!'
"I'm not an idiot." You whisper back "I think I'm in love."
'He's a blonde. We hate blondes. Remember jade. Jade...'
"No he won't be like the others hes nice. He's smart.." you mumble
'hello, hell be just like dir...'
"No!" You shout out load by accident. "You ok dude?" He asks you. where are you?. Your eating. You diddnt relise. It looks like he's only has Coca-Cola with a stew meaning you missed a chance to see his face. "Sorry...um yeah I'm fine. Don't you want anything to eat?" You offer him some chips.
"Nah too awkward to eat with this thing on." He says taking a chip and putting his hand under his mask and eating it but showing how it be annoying to eat with it on. You smiling placing your half eaten hotdog down. "I'm full" you whisper only just load enough for him to hear. 'Rememberember jade!' the voice chants making you flinch and feel sick "Are you sure you ok?" He takes your hand and for the first time what seemed like ever the voice goes without bloodshed or tears. You smile looking at your hands. "Never been better."While all this was happening you could of been Dave and John but you weren't so let's find out what there doing.
You eating a chocolate muffin while Dave talks to a group of grey candy corn horned cosplayers. These are his internet friends. You watch him talk. You've never had friends for very long due to jake. probbly why your not very good at socialising so you just watch and node and say short things when talked to. It's weird with dave it was like you all ready knew him but there 2 were different.
You are dave and you have finally gotten to meet you friends karkat and terezi who are cosplaying trolls from some webcomic karkat read to terezi (she's blind.). "SO DAVE YOUR REALLY AREN'T AS COOL AS YOU TRIED TO MAKE OUT." you punch karkat in the arm.
"I told you I'd punch you when I met you"
"K4rkl3s, you just got own3d" terezi cackled. Facing John not karkat witch confused John.
"Um... terezi your facing the wrong way..."
"Oh..." She looked real upset witch worried John and karkat. Karkat looked really worried witch you found funny because he'd fly to the moon and back to prove he did have a thing for her. she cover her face with her hands as John looked at you for help. She'd told you about this trick though. She whispered just load enough for you all to hear "D4v3, 1 b3t k4rk4ts f4c3 look3d worr13d"
"FOR FLYING FU©KS SAKE I THOUGHT YOU WE ABOUT TO CRY HOW DID I FU©KING FALL FOR THAT AGAIN, YOU FU©KING FU©KASS" karkat face went red as a cherry as you and John laughed.
"K4rk4t you should of s33n you f4c3 1t w4s pr1c3l3ss!!"
"Wait I thought you were blind?" John asked
"1 4m, th4t do3snt m34n 1 d1dnt know h1s f4c3 w4s pr1c3l3ss" John agreed as you patted karkat on the back as he blushed more looking like a grumpy gray gorilla who diddnt get his banana...
You spend the next 5 hours untill 6 o'clock sat in the same place chatting. John seemed to get along with them to a certain extent after the time had passed anyone think you were 4 old grandparents who were friends from childhood. Your phone Rang it was your bro saying it was time for your b-day dinner. He'd said he'd try to pull a few strings and get an extra 2 places for jake and John.You are now Roxy lalonde and you have just landed in Heathrow airport and you can't wait to surprise the strider's!! Your dirks fake girlfriend and your family's pretty close. You best friend is Janey!! Who's also pretty close!! You guys r like the 3 musketeers. Well you like to think you are. You turn to your traveling companions. Your sister rose is reading and Jane is daydreaming. "Let's go girls" you go to walk away sassyly but trip on your ridiculously long scarf causing rose to facepalm and jane to snap out of it. "Do they even know were coming early?" Rose inquires never trusting you. Dirk did know but you couldn't be bothered to call him right now.
"It's be fine... Hurry up!"
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understand (MurdererStuck/Criminalstuck)
FanfictionJake English is doing the right thing by killing all these idiots, right? Well at lest he agrees with himself. Helping jake hide from the police isn't the worse thing John can do, is it? But things change after they meet Dave and... Wait what was hi...