jokes and puns

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(This is not mine)

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his costumers attention,he is yelling "dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish right here!" A pastor hears this and ask "why are you calling them  'dam fish?" The boy responds "because I caught this fish at the local dam" the pastor buys a couple of fish,takes them home to his wife,and ask her to cook the dam fish. the wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable a preacher would speak that way" he explained to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table,he ask his son to pass the dam fish. He responds "that's the spirit!, dad! Now pass the fudging potatoes"
(Nope.)