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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

(I guess this pun is familiar...and the pork chop one huh?"

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