The 'Regular' High-Schoolers

THAT'S QUITE THE LOOPHOLE,STYLES.

Author's Note
Its Louis Tomlinson and Lana Fellchester(OC) in the picture okay.
Anyway this chapter has been written for fun by my cute and awesome bestie SarcasticVamp144 who's books you should totally check out because she is a pretty little cupcake.
Yeah cupcake is my word.Not munchkin.
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Do u think this skirt is short enough?" Ash asked tugging up her purple draped skirt.
"Ask Liz" Lana commanded working on a particularly tricky piece of clothing
"I would but when she stop crying over Harry's old sweatshirt.I don't mean to sound like an episode of friends but she broke up with him right?"
"Right."Spoke Ashley in a tone that said that Lana should understand.
"Oh whatever"Replied Lana.she didn't like it when people made her feel awkward as if she was improper and inappropriate all the time.
Lana took a brush and ran it through her chestnut tresses which remained tangled ever after.
She sighed in annoyance at another unsuccessful attempt at taming her hair.
She picked her biology textbook and shimmied down the stairs.
One thing was sure Lana Fellchester couldn't stay still.
"Bye bye soft and horribly proper Ashley."
"Bye bye Lana" she replied sweetly.
Lana admired the green of the institution that ivy high was.Lana felt connected to that color.Green gave her the freedom to think.
She took a deep breath
"You look hot."she said appraising her own reflection.A white knit off shoulder sweater that had neon straps around her collarbone and a pink bustled skirt(A skirt that lifts at the back revealing a ruffled skirt underneath.Lana had learned about it on Pinterest it had taken her two months,borrowing a few cloths from Liz and shedding 4 pounds to be wearing that skirt today.) and white stripe-y tights with Lacey bottoms.
"Are you talking to me.Cuz that's a weird compliment.But hey thanks."
"Congo.Youre in luck.I wasn't."I replied to the boy with icy blue eyes talking to me.
"Well then you were complimenting yourself.Weirder still.But-"
"Cut it stripey Striperson."Lanasaid referencing to his blue and white striped TShirt.
He shut up and considered Lana for a moment.Stripey Boy came closer and he removed his cap that had doodles of carrots in the corner.
"You have no idea who I am do you?"He said in a tone that clearly was belittling her knowledge.
"Well you won't exactly call yourself popular would you now?"
"I am Louis and you have no idea Lana Fellchester."
"But you know me..stripy..Louis.Um Hi."
Lana heard footsteps and saw a flash of Ivy high jersey and squeaky cheerleaders in a distance.
"Hide Louis Hide."Lana said
"What?why?I was about to say the..same thing."Louis spoke perplexed
"Sure you were"Lana replied as crammed behind someone's car and the footpath.
Rushing from opposite directions Lana and Louis were stuck.
"Why are you crouching.It would be far more comfortable if you sat down like a normal human being."
"Do I look like I wanna ruin my masterpiece."she said and  on his lap making the situation as platonic as possible.
Louis said nothing.
"Well you said I should sit like a normal human."
***
"Are they gone yet?"She asked and Louis arched his head to look up.
"They were going to leave until Mackibben's girlfriend decided to attack him with her tongue."

"Why did you wanna hide"Louis and Lana hissed in unison equally determined to change the subject and dissipate the tension in air.
"Well if you really wanna know that is Jake Macckibben right there..."
"And I am his crazy stalker"
"Really?"
"Well no.But I kinda sorta like him.I panicked"Lana said staring at some place where she wouldn't have to maintain eye contact.
And if you are crammed between two cars your options are pretty low.So she looked at his hair and her hands and his hair again.
"Why did you wanna hide?"
"Well Miss Subject-Deflector um..I did not."
"You are strange Louis Stripes."
"It's Louis Tomlinson actually."
"Wonderful."
"Look they're gone."
"So see yay when I see yaa Louis Stripes."
"It's Tom-yeah same to you,Blackburn."
***
"Yeah Ash the skirt is fineRelax you aren't that important.Thats not an insinuation Ash."
Ashley nodded meekly"You look preoccupied she said picking out a nacho from Liz's hair.
"Yeah well I have to do something unpleasant."Liz replied hurriedly applying silver eyeliner.
She removed her two day old pajama shorts and ransacked her closet with a determined look whilst saying "I have to tell Harry we have to pretend to be in love and all that itsey bitsy teenager-y stuff so that my mom does not make Ivy high and his life her personal circus again.Look don't tell anybody else okay?"
Liz buttoned her skinny jeans and while Ashley as while giving her a look of agreement 
"But what about you? Doesn't she make you life a circus too."
"Yeah but I have to deal with it.Harry doesn't."Liz spoke putting on an oversized I heart Candy TShirt.
"You still care about that idiot don't you?"Ashley asked.
"Liz looked out of her dormitory window and replied clutching the pink curtail
"Yeah.I do."
***
Elizabeth Dare could tell you the exact number of times she had kept secrets.
Three
Two she had told her mother
In other words everyone knew about them
The third was far too big to tell anyone.
In other words it had something to do with her father.
The fourth one only her friends knew about.
Her relationship status
Thinking was not good.Liz realized a moment to late as she bumped heads with Lana Fellchester.
"Lana you look pretty shaken up."why?she didn't need to add.
"I..I had a ..nothing"Lana said fiddling with her hands,flushed up while looked extremely annoyed.Although Liz felt the annoyance wasn't directed towards her.
"That Beanie..Smart choice"Lana said rushing away from Liz
***
Liz cupped her hands across the super hot and far too strong to digest Espresso(Harry's favorite.)and stood against the walls of Andrew Hall where Harry was hopefully in class making airplanes and rude gestures.
She shouldn't have come here.
But there was no way she would go to the boys dormitory.Ew
Or call Harry effing Styles and give him a chance to mess up his already messed up and soft hair and wear those black jeans and white Tshirt that he had worn on the day of their first kiss and that stupid conversation.
"Oh.My.God.You cannot go around tempting people."
"Really and why is that Lizzy?"
She touched Harry's shoulder lightly who bit her lip and then he lifted her up and kissed her square on the mouth.
She looked at her watch in precisely five minutes from now he would ask the teacher for a bathroom pass(excuse:My body is on a schedule) and walk to the terrace to meet Zayn who basically lived there.
"Look who we have here Mr Payne-in -the- arse and his bestie MrStyleless."
"Hullo nicknamer supreme."Harry said smiling that super smile that made her fluttery and jittery all the time
"I need to talkto you.See I got you coffee.Liam go ahead,Harry will catch up.I need to tell him that I'm preggers again."
"WHAT.?"Harry looked up touching her shoulder while Liam went away with a quizzical eyebrow arched up.He set the cup aside.
"Relax.I am kidding."Liz said and she started laughing.Hard,clutching her stomach .
She sat and the floor and began taking  desperate gasps for air.She clutched his arm,she could barely register him looking anxious while he searched her pocket for her asthma inhaler,crouching next to her
She shook her head indicating that she had forgotten it.
Harry pulled an inhaler out of his pocket.
Being asthmatic was not so sexy she thought absentmindedly.
He looked up and she said nothing.
Harry put both his hands in his pocket and started muttering
"I knew that.Cuz last I check you needed to actually have-"Liz touched his sore loser face.She hadn't meant to,it kind of happened accidentally.
He looked at her.Eyes all serious.
She stepped back regaining her composure.(She lost her asthma when she was small. This was just a chocolate.)
"Now that I made you feel stupid...Totally irrelevant.Well anyway my mother..."
"Dear Hades,I smell trouble."
"So we have to be together in front of her.Pretend to be together...you know right?"She spoke still a little breathless.He rubbed her shoulder telling her to relax.
"Sure I do.Speak with spaces between your words,Dare."Harry said and she looked at him with equal parts annoyance and resentment with just a shadow of fine-I-won't-kill-you.
Harry ran his hands through his hair.She bit her lip trying to look annoyed as she fiddled with her bracelet trying to look annoyed.How none of this had any effect on her teenager-y  brain.
Harry must have telepathically heard her because he kissed her.It sent a tingle down her spine.His lips were firm and soft and he tasted of mint.(Harry had a habit of eating tic tacs)
Liz ran her hands through his hair.She wanted to kiss him back but her brain alerted her.
NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE
NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND LIZZIE.
She put her hands on top of his in her brain's feeble and halfhearted attempt to stop herself from kissing him back.
But of course Liz did kiss him back.
She pulled away.Breathless and feeling strange and giddy.
"You've ....you've got some nerve.What do you think you are doing,Harry Styles?"
She puckered her lips in annoyance as he flashed her a I-know-you-think-I-am-hot and said "Practicing,babe."
And he jumped up the stairs to find Liam and Zayn.
***
"That's quite the loophole,Lizzie"Ashley texted her.