A/N Sorry it's been so long, my mental state is ever-fluctuating and my grandfather passed and my cats were put down and honestly I was ready to just disappear, but I saw you guys wanted me to update and y'all always make me smile with your spam. I wish I had the amazing sense of humor you all have. I love you guys!
Izaya was napping on the couch, his hands on his ever growing abdomen, dead to the world.
Shizuo was out buying Hot Pockets and Cosmic Brownies, the two things the pregnant raven needs in order to survive this week.
Crimson eyes open when an argument is heard from the hallway.
He could only hear the ok new who was yelling, obviously Shizu-chan.
"It's not my fault! I didn't even think it was possible!"
"I don't know what I was thinking, I was drunk!"
Izayawilled tears out of his eyes, trying to pretend he didn't know what the blonde was so obviously yelling about.
"They're my kids! I'm not just gonna leave them, especially with him, he's so unstable right now!"
The twins stirred in his stomach, seemingly just as upset with their father's words as their 'mother' was.
"I didn't ask to knock the freak up!"
Izaya's heart broke.
He closed his eyes as the front door opened, two blonds walked in. Izaya finally heard the Russian girl's voice.
"Senpai, this man has tried to kill you! This is a mistake!" Her voice is still a bit low, and Shizuo has lowered his own voice when he saw Izaya asleep on the couch.
"It's not, I can fend for myself, Varona! And besides, he's pregnant! He's not able to move around as much anymore!"
"Well, it's better to be cautious than to be killed! You don't need to stay with him anyways!"
"Well what if I just want to? Those two in his stomach there? They're my boys and I'm gonna be a part of their lives, even if a nosycoworker doesn't agree."
"Are you even happy with him?"
The long pause Shizuo took brought tears to Izaya's eyes. So he opened them.
He wished he hadn't.
He saw Shizuo's back. Verona's arms around his neck, only her forehead and hair were showing from the way that she and Izaya's boyfriend were connected at the lips.
The tears fell, they seemed to be doing that a lot recently.
He stood, placing his hands on and under his stomach as he ran, though it was more of a fast-ish waddle, out the door.
He didn't know where he was going, but he just didn't care.
A/N So I'm a douche, but like, honestly, just sat down and was typing and HII here it is.
I'd like to thank
@_Shizuo_Heiwajima_
and
@AskIzaya
For just being hilarious.
I hope all of you guys liked this chapter, even if you didn't neseccarily enjoy the events of it.
