Bleep Bloop BOOM! ~A Ragican Fanfic~

"Are you fucking kidding me?" Kamiron said as she sighed. "Shup?" Mez asked waffle in mouth. "The freaking laptop isn't working again!" Kamiron exclaimed sounding very mad. "Welp, it'sh gone now too" Mez said finishing her last bits of waffle while pointing at the screen. The screen was flashing, and it went black. "ARGH, WHY DOES THIS KEEP ON HAPPENING?!" Kamiron shouted in frustration. "Shhhh child. Shhhhh" Mez whispered as she patted Kamiron's head. Lemon should be able to fix it. "Shall we go to Lemon's?" Mez continued with a smile. Kamiron nodded as they skipped into the sunset over rainbow hills on the way to get Kamiron's laptop fixed. Once they got to Lemon's, it took him about 30 minutes to fix it. "Well, there's nothing really wrong with it. Just overheated. If you could stop putting it on carpeted floor and such, then you're good." Lemon said, while examining the laptop for the last time. "Alrighty then. You heard the lemon." Mez said while laughing. Kamiron laughed along. So did the lemon. Then they all lived happily after. Until the fire nation attacked. Intense music was playing and explosions were happening, and "The Crew" were walking the opposite direction of where the fire explosions were coming from. And then Josh caught on fire. He was running around, screaming while Evans, Aaron, and Will just kept walking in awesome suits being HOT stuff while Josh continues running looking for a fire extinguisher or a bucket of water. "FUCKING HELP ME YOU PRICKS. I'M JUST TOO HOT AREN'T I?" Josh screamed while still, running. "Oh my god. For fuck's sake Josh. The fucking puns." Aaron said with a sigh. "Ohhhh, I am on FIRE today!" Josh said half-screaming and half-laughing. No one was sure what it really was. Legend says that he sounded like a cattle being tortured. Slowly dying. A slow painful death. Even though no one really knows how that sounds either. Will finally turns around pulling his sunglasses off. "Will you guys fucking shut up?! Look, now I looked at the explosion. No one looks at explosions!" Will screams in anger. "When did you have sunglasses, Will?" Evans asked him in confusion. "Shut up Evans!" Will exclaimed while waving his hands in the air. "Yo catch Evans." Morgan said tossing a pair of sunglasses to him. "You're welcome." Morgan shouted right before running off grabbing Truffles to throw to Evans. "HEY EVANS. CATCH THIS TOO." Morgan shouted right after grabbing Truffles. Morgan throws Truffles and Truffles kicks Evans in the face scared, running into the fire with lamb chops flying in the air with barbecue sauce. No one really knows where that came from either. Evans went into fetus position rocking back and forth while Morgan pokes him with a stick, Josh still kept running, Aaron somehow was there drinking his tea and reading his book, and Will was there enjoying the dying lamb chops eating them as they flew by. No one knows how Aaron got the tea or book, how Morgan got the stick, or how Josh still wasn't dead. No one really knew what happened in this chapter actually. But no one gave a fuck. They just rolled along with it.