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A boy says to a girl: so sex at my place

Girl: yeah ok

Boy: But I sleep in a bunk bead with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches so we have to make a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder ok.

Later on

Girl is yelling: Cheese, Cheese! Tomato, Tomato!

Younger brother: Stop making sandwiches. you're getting mayo all over my bed.

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