IMA GONNA RANT

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LISTEN UP BITCHES IM IN A MOOD RIGHT NOW AND NEED TO RANT TO YOU BATS/BATIES

OKAY ONE

THIS GURL
OH THIS GURL

LETS CALL HER TURTLE

TURTLE SITS A FEW SEATS IN FRONT OF ME
WELL TODAY RIGHT BEFORE SHE GETS OFF THE BUS
SHE TURNS AROUND TOWARDS ME
AND QUOTE ON QUOTE SAYS

MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST TAKE THE FAKE BOOT OFF AND STOP ASKING FOR ATTENTION ALREADY

BITCH
WHAT THE FUCK
MY REACTION WAS LEGIT THIS

Oh ._.
Ohh o.o
Ohhh 0.0
OHHH >=0

LIKE I AM NOT FAKING IT
AND CAN I PUNCH YOU

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NEXT IS TRUMP AND HILLARY
LIKE NOT EVEN THAT
BUT THE NAME

DONALD TRUMP
AND
HILLARY CLINTION

LIKE PEOPLE ITS EITHER
DONALD AND HILLARY
OR
TRUMP AND CLINTON

GET IT FUCKING RIGHT

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LASTLY
TURNS OUT A FRIEND OF MINE IS HOMOPHOBIC
YEP

I WAS SO CLOSE TO THEM
I WAS LIKE

HEY YOUR COOL
LETS BE TOGETHER

NOW IM LIKE

HEY GO DIE IN HELL
AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
IM TRYING TO BE ME HERE
AND YOU HOMOPHOBIC ASS AINT HELPING

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I AM IN A MOOD BITCHES
FIGHT ME

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