Obsessed

chapter eight: Brand

Disclamire: I do not own twilight or the jackass/viva la bam crew

(a/n: this stunt isn't in jackass 3D I just put it in there because its funny okay thanks)

it been about a month since I gotten home.and its been alright I finally cut mels hair which is now up to her chest.brandon hair on the other hand was like bams when I met him it was curly/straight.the kids and I were having the time of our life I took them to the zoo,parade,and to the pool.we  were staying at april and philes house because they haven't seen the kids so I just decided that we'll stay for the weekend.now at the moment they took the kids out for some ice cream and I was at the house cleaning bams old room because it was a mess and I was sleeping in here because I didn't want the kids to see how it was in here.after that was done I decided to call bam.

"Hello?", a woman asked

"who is this?", I asked confused

"the jackass crew perimedic", she answered

"and your on my husbands phone because?", I growled

"he told me if you called to have you leave a message and he'll get back to you", she said

"huh,well you tell him to—"

"hey,what are you doing on his phone!?!", I heard jeff asked."I'm sorry bella", he said

"hey jeff"

"bam is doing a stunt right now.I'm sorry about the girl she's the new perimedic and was told by dunn,johnny,and bam to hold their phones", he explained

"oh,well can you tell me to call me whenever he gets the chance?", I asked

"yeah sure bye", he said

"bye", I said then the line went dead

later that night....

it was almost 11 and me and my parents in law were just talking and interacting with eachother.the kids were in the guest room sleeping soundly.as we were talking bam and dunn came in surprisingly.(a/n:this is the part I was talking about that's not in jackass 3D its in jackass number two).

"Bam", I said then got up and hugged him

"hey babe", he then kissed my head

"hey dunn", I said and gave him a hug

"hey,ape I gave your son a present", he said

"what?", she asked

"it still hurts", bam said as he turned around

"what are you talking about?", she asked

then he dropped his pants so that his butt was showing.what was shown was a very red and very burnt struture of a dildo that looked very infected and it was still bleeding.

"oh my god!!, what is that!?!", she gasped

"its a brand", he said

"a what?"

"a hot iron for cows", he said

"what the hell bam!?!" I said

"oh my god that doesn't look good your going to have that for life", she said strenly

"no shit"

"why does it look like that?"

"because dickfarm here messed it up", he said as he pointed at dunn

"why did you do that?", she asked

"I tried to hold still but he kept moving so much and I was scared of burning my own friend", he explained