today we were going to finland and what I've been told that its like winter over there so I had to buy winter clothes for our four day stay there.whiched sucked but didn't suck.it sucked because its freezing there and second it brings back memories of me and bams honeymoon.i talked to my kids and they were as i was hearing being angels but brandon once again was jumping off things.we we're staying at this hotel that had big rooms.last night was crazy we went a club the enitire crew did I didn't drink so much but bam,johnny,and dave.but when dave dranked he was a different person.so today in the cold morning we were in the snow with the dudeson.the dudesons were dressed up as elfs and johnny as santa.and dave,bam,and dunn were dressed as fat men.
"hi,I'm here with the dudeson I'm santa clause and this is the christmas tree", he greeted
"alright!!", jukka cheered
"yeah,santa here with us he's going to hell", jarpi said
"well santa ain't climbed a tree in a while.and to be honest santa did have a few drinks last night so...this isn't going to feel to good", he said
"its alright jarppi's here just enjoy the ride", he laughed
they went to a far distanced tree and started to climb the tree.
"how do you get started on this thing?", he asked
"do you need help?"
"yes santa needs alittle help"
"I just love that they're climbing a fourty foot tree and they're going to have a sixty foot drop and it the top of the morning", bam said
"yep,its the top of the morning for them", dunn laughed
"santas fucking tired"
we chuckled at his statement
"when are you gonna cut?", he asked
"that was the hard part now comes the easy part bring out the saw", jarppi said then started to saw the tree with a chain saw
"they're letting jarppi use the chainsaw...he never touched one in his life", he laughed
"he only has one thumb", he laughed."how is he going to click the trigger?"
after a few minuetes the pushed the tree and they went down.
"timber!!",he called as they went down
"oh my god", I said
"fuck!!", he laughed
"someone go and help them", I said
after they were settled bam,a guy named eric,and dunn got ready to shoot.but bam kept on moving around.then he lifted his shirt and the styrofoam and unzipped his fat pants.
"dunn help me", he said
"no I'm not touching you", he said
"then just hold up the fat", he said
then dunn went and held up the foam.
"ok pull down the boxers"
"this is so awkward", eric said
"ok", dunn laughed then bam started peeing
"this is so weird", I said
"the balls are blocking it", he said
then dunn moved his hand."is that better?", he laughed
"yeah"
"awkward moment", jeff said
"ok,I'm good", he said
"what a way to do an intro", lance said
"ok,this is winter fat fucks", bam said
for a few hours they did a lot of crap as they were outside I was in the warmth of the R.V. that johnny was in.then bam came in and put snow in my shirt.
"holy shit", I said as I jumped up and dropping my cup of coffee
"haha"
"your an asshole", I said
"love you too."
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Obsessed
FanficEverything is as how I pictured.my husband and I were in a blissful relationship with our kids in our lives and the love we share with eachother.but somethings just doesn't always goes as expected.when your the wife and the mother of two children by...
