day one with the jackasses....
the next morning I woke up and bam was still asleep.I got up and dressed and went to the food court and got some breakfeast for myself once I got my food I went to the kitchen.when I got in there johnny was behind a huge hand which kindve freaked me out.
"what the hell is that?", I asked
"its a hand we're gonna give everyone a wake up high five", he snickered
"y'all can do that I'm going to eat my food", I said as I walked to a table and sat down
"hi I'm johnny knoxville and this is the high five", he greeted then let go of it and it made a loud bang."good morning", he snickered as some assitances came in.
"ah hell", I mumbled
he grabbed his big hand and pulled away from the door.and was silent.
"what up down?", weeman greeted
"nothing much", I heard him say
"yeah?"
then he was slapped by the hand.we all got up and laughed even I laughed.I walked to where he was and he was on the floor laughing his ass off.
"dude,he played it off so good he was like 'hey,what's up dunn'", he laughed
"reset reset", johnny said
we all went into the kitchen.
"our next victom is ehren and he's bringing in a whole tray full a soup", he whispered
weeman looked up and smiled."hey ehren",he said
"hey whats—",
then he got hit.as I got up I was laughing so hard we looked at him and he had soup all over himself.
"he feel for the soup!!", he laughed
"yo,look at the tray", dave said as he picked up and it was spilt in half which made me laugh harder."he fell for the soup.we were like can you bring the soup into the kitchen",he laughed
reset reset.bella go into weeman spot and try not to laugh", johnny said
"ok", I said
"bring you food so that he won't get suspisous", he said
"ok"
"this is flour for a our friend bam and we're going to antique him when he gets here", he whispered as he put flour on the hand
I stood infront of the kitchen island near the door.then I looked up and saw him walking this way with what looks like his food.
"hey babe", I said
"what's up", he said with a smile
"nothing much", I said."high five"
then he got hit by the hand and flour blew all over him.
"oh my god!", he said
"that was the best one, I laughed
"goodmorning dude", johnny said
then he got up."howdy", he laughed as he took the flour off
"goodmorning babe", I laughed
"funny", he said then kissed me
"guys we're going to my house for the stunt!!, the costumes well be to you trailor later", johnny said
"I'll go get you some more food", I said
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FanfictionEverything is as how I pictured.my husband and I were in a blissful relationship with our kids in our lives and the love we share with eachother.but somethings just doesn't always goes as expected.when your the wife and the mother of two children by...
