Ok now Poli, Michał, And the entire big 5 and Sweden hate the guts out of me. I'm going to cry. The Big five will try THERE best to make my life a living hell.
As I cry down the hallway... not even caring for my feelings... I see a bright light shining a pon me.... could it really be?
"JESUS is that u?" I say stuttering....
"No.... its me SERHAT"
"Omg SERHAT 😍" I say suddenly feeling happier
"Ivan what are you always doing crying all of the times?" SERHAT shakes me on the head
"SERHAT idk what my life has become... I almost regret doing Eurovision. I feel like quitting" I sob
SERHAT looks sorry for me. So he gives me a hug "awe ivan... daddy's here baby" he mumbles as he licks my ear.
His licking gets more intense now as he bites a bit off.
"Sorry ivan I got a little peckish, now listen to me! Buck the fuck up! Your a grown man and your going to let the world know that! Sing your heart out on that stage and FUCK every single one of them stupid bitch ass haters... that's what I did. And now look at me... I'm a god basically" he says with pride
I smile and give SERHAT a huge hug. "Thanks SERHAT... you rock dude" I say amourously
"I know ivan anytime" SERHAT gives a sexy wink and disappears into the distance.
Right. I must just ignore the haters.
I walk in the next day. With my wolves and sunglasses. Everyone looks at me in shock. I feel so popular. I look over to the sluts Iveta, Agnete, Zoë and Samra. They giggle as I wink at them. I give a wave to Douwe and he waves back. I walk over too the big 5 + Sweden and stick the middle finger up at them. I'm a bitch and I fucking love it.
I go sit with the Baltic boys. "Sup Bois" I say laughing.
"Ivan WHAT on earth are u doing? This isn't like you at all!" Justs gasps
"You know what Justs... your right this isn't me... but I'm trying something different because I'm sick of some people and I just want to enjoy my time. In fact I have an idea... I will go on stage with my beautiful wolves!"
I say with pride.
"And you think the EBU will allow that?" Justs rolls his eyes
"Hold on it not finished... I will also go on naked. And to answer your question... Yes! They must!"
"You know what ivan! Good for you! I like how your stepping out there and doing something different than everyone else. Good onye boi ye" Donny pats my back.
"Thanks Donny my bro" I fistpump him.
Then over he comes... the glory of everything... NICKY BYRNE. I fix my hair for him to come over.
"Oh hi Nicky I didn't even see you there" I say blushing
"Oh my goodness ivan! Nice shades you got there." He says to me.
This line gave me butterfly's as now I NEW he was totally into me.
"Thanks NICKY you know I'm just trying something new for a change you know what I'm saying?"
"Oh yes! Do all you guys want to come to a party tonight? It's a huge Eurovision party and it's the last there will be before the rehearsals... you all up for it?" He says rubbing my shoulder
"Omg yes NICKY OMG ofc 😍💦💦" I say with excitement but then I realise that I want to play it cool so I change it too "I mean yes sure totally whatever only if I'm free like"
The Baltic boys look at me
Juri says "we'll be there for sure thanks NICKY!"
"No problem boys see you then!" NICKY walks away and I stare at his sexy buttox
"Wow ivan so smooth" juri says sarcastically.
"I know right?" I say with joy and I get up and walk my dogs outside.
It's so nice to get a bit of fresh air. I decide to take my walking a bit further and walk down the street.
I see a dangerous alleyway with thugs but they actually ignore me.
Then I see two people snogging. It turns me on so I go and take a closer look.
And omg I'm so in shock... it's Sergey with oh no... it can't be... JAMALA?!?!
"SERGEY LAZAREV WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I yell at him pushing Jamala away
"Omg ivan... this girl I've never met before she... um... seen me and pushed me and then.... um... made out with me?" Sergey panics
"Cut the bullshit Sergey this is worse than being gay... you can't be in love with this Ukrainian what are you sick?" I slap Sergey on the head with my magazine.
Sergey lays on the ground and cries "ivan I'm so sorry just please stop hitting me" he balls his eyes out.
"Ivan please. It was my fault. Just let him go.... I will leave him forever" Jamala says upset.
"Bitchy cunt of a whore do you know what you are doing to him?!" I get a knife
"Please Ivan... no need for violence!" Jamala panics
"Aye cause that's all you think about us Russians 😡 I may be a proud Belarusian but Russia is the closest thing to my country and I am very proud... YOU Ukrainians ruin everything." I say with anger but I put my knife away.
What am I doing? I think to myself. I've become an asshole.
