Omg tonight was the party. I am so excited. I will show my coolness off to that horrible big 5 + Sweden.
I put on my makeup while the Highway boys help me pull up my trousers. They found GIRL again and girl told me that she will sing her song Moaning for everyone 😍 This party will be lit.
This party is so huge we get a limo to the party! And all of our fans will be there. A red carpet entrance and everything. What more could a guy wish for?
Manuela and Samra are doing some poll dancing, Laura from Belgium is doing some dancing, The Baltic boys are drinking until they are full.
I see Sanja and Hovi and Poli together. They look very disappointed in me. I wave over to them and Sanja gives me the middle finger.
And I'm like.... ok
The Big 5 + Sweden ofc are sitting in the VIP area.
"Look who it is GUYS... its sweaty balls Ivan" Barei laughs and everyone else there laughs too.
"Yea even sweatier than Joes balls HAHAHAHA" Jake awkwardly laughs. And nobody laughs with him.
"Jake for fucks SAKE your not supposed to tell anyone! He's kidding guys don't worry." Joe panics.
I walk away. I find myself dancing with the Baltic boys. And then SERHAT stands on the stage.
"Ok ladies and gentlemen I hope you all are enjoying the night and let's toast to Eurovision and I wish everyone the best of luck" he holds his glass up and everyone cheers.
He starts to sing I didn't know and everyone sings and dances along.
I walk into the boys toilets to fix my makeup. Just as I leave the door slams. It's Deen and Greta. They locked me in the bathroom
"Ivan! You still haven't talked to us in forever! How could you do this to us? We are your best friends?" Greta says.
"Guys I'm really sorry I have just been so busy" I say
"Sorry isn't good enough for fucks SAKE Ivan!" And Deen brings out a knife.
" Guys there has to be a better and less violent way to sort this out!?" I say panicking.
"No ivan there isn't" Greta says fustrated and she brings out a knife too.
I whistle and as soon as I whistle the Baltic boys come to my rescue.
"Ivan quickly come with me and Justs while Juri will cast a spell on these two." Donny says helping me up.
"I cast the spell that neither of you will qualify goodbye" juri dashes away.
Back in the other room I tell the boys thank you very much. They saved my life and I have never been more grateful.
"Anything for you Ivan" Jüri Strokes my cheek.
I suddenly feel uncomfortable. But I think I like it.
I go back to my dancing and drinking when I hear a loud glass slamming.
"YE FUCKING WANKERS... ALL OF YOU" I hear a loud drunken mess shout at the top of his lungs.
I look over and I see Hovi, Sanja and Poli scared for their lives.
"Douwe he told me to fuck off. I can never forgive him for that" poli says very relaxed.
"POLI SHUT YOUR FUCKING UGLY PEICE OF SHIT MOUTH. HE WAS STRESSED OUT HE ONLY WANTED TO BE YOUR FRIEND." The voice shouts again.
I look over and it is douwe. He is fucking out of it like.
Sanja goes up to him and slaps his face. "Who are you to insult a woman like that? I can't believe you would do something like that!"
"Oh Sanja go fuck yourself. Your so far up your own hole your lost on how to get out" He snaps at her
"Douwe your an absolute fucking cunt with no manners whatsoever.... what in your right mind gave you the idea to come up to us? Ivan treated poli like she murdered his family. He deserved it" Hovi stands up to Douwe.
Douwe starts laughing, "shut up you gay ass faggot. Ivan didn't deserve what use did to him... you awful human beings disgust me." Douwe spits on their faces.
Hovi then punches him in the face. But Douwe wasn't having it. Douwe slapped him silly until blood was gushing from Hovis nose. But that wasn't it. Douwe pinned Hovi to the floor and hit him silly. Manuela and Sandhja threw money in as Manuela supported Hovi and Sanghja supported Douwe. The fight had everyone crowded around while Sanja and Poli tried to help their friend Hovi.
I knew I had to do something. It was about me after all. I knew I had to save the day. So I ran into Douwe pushing him off Hovi.
"Guys what the fuck is happening here?" I shout to them.
"Ivan bro thanks he was attacking me" Douwe falls to the floor.
"Guys what have you done?" I say to Poli Sanja and Hovi
"Well Ivan that's just something your going to have to figure out for yourself" Sanja grabs Hovi and the three of them leave instantly. Poli stares at me for a few seconds and then leaves. I have a feeling this was supposed to be romantic but it didn't make my dick rise any higher.
"Wow who the fuck thought Ivan would be the one who saves the day lol" Laura from Belgium laughs.
"Idk is it just me or did Ivan get 10x more attractive." Samra bites her lip as she strokes my shoulder
"Samra FUCK OFF he is mine" Zoe Complains
"Shut your dirty mouth you lesbian hooker" she pushes her away.
Everyone is cheering my name. I don't understand.
The night goes on and I get drunker and drunker. Pretty sure I have grabbed every girls boobs in this place.
Pretty sure I have made out with Manuela, Zoe, Samra, Iveta, Laura, Rykka, Jüri and SERHAT too probably.
But then, I feel someone grabbing my ass. I turn around and it's NICKY. I'm so drunk I just let all my feelings out.
"NICKY your the man I have been looking for all night" I say wrapping my arms around him.
"Haha I'm glad" he says doing that sexy smile again.
"NICKY I'm so glad your here. I love you. I want to make love to you. Will you be my loverboy?" I say to him
"Yes." He says. "But can Ira come too?" He asked
"No bitch" but she came with us anyways.
*next morning*
I wake up extreamly hungover. Beside me is NICKY resting peacefully and on the floor is Ira with her leg twisted the other way. The bitch deserved it. She got two blow jobs I only got one.
So yes. What I was waiting for this entire time finally happened. I kissed NICKY on the cheek and went to my room.
There I see sergey. "Sergey what the fuck are you doing in my room?"
"Ivan I am so sorry omg omg omg" he panics
"Sergey what's wrong with you this time?" I say sighing
He starts to cry "Ivan I am so sorry I messed up big time"
"What is it?" I ask
"LOOK AT MY FUCKIG COCK" He screams
I look and it has a tattoo of Ukraine all the way over it. I'm so shocked. I am very upset with sergey.
"SERGEY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" I slap him on the face
"That FUCKING hurt ivan! how many times do I have to say sorry?" He cries even harder.
"Sergey I only do it for your own good and because us Russians must stick together forever" I say hugging him now
"If it makes you feel better Jamala got a tattoo of Russia on her vagina?" He says sniffling
I think for a moment "yes that actually does make me more happier" I tell him
I walk by the hall and slime squirts on me. I new this was a plan set from Poli and Hovi and Sanja. I am so mad
