Omg today was the rehearsals. I was so nervous cause finally I would be at the Eurovision stage. Dream of a lifetime.
DONNY cums into my room with his girlfriend
"Ivan this is my sexy girlfriend Rosanne" he says
"Hi Ivan it's so wonderful to meet you finally" she says with smile
So jealous of there relationship.
"Nice to meet you too Rosanne" I tell her with smile back
Omg ok so today is the big day. It is semi final one and I am so nervous even tho I'm not even in semi final one. As I walk down the hall I see Zoe shaving her pubes with Nina from Croatia, Jüri is having his daily wank and Lidia from Moldova is drinking water from the astronauts hat. I see the guys from Greece rehearsing. They look like they are very serious as they really want to qualify. It's such a nerve racking time.
Rosanne gives me big hug and walks away. DONNY grabs me by the jumper and says
"Don't look at my girlfriend that way again. She is mine! And she would easily fall for you cause your so hot" he says threatening
"Wow ok DONNY I promise I won't look at her that way" I say
"Oh good good ivan" he gives me a warm amourous hug and then leaves the room.
Now we are finally stepping into the arena. The magic had become reality.
I step into that arena like there was no tomorrow. I took a deep breath in as all the swedes licked the stage clean.
"Nothing like good oul saliva to clean an LED stage am I right?" One of them looks into my eyes and gives a wink. So I wink back.
This was such a big moment for me. I was finally going to preform on that stage.
I walked onto the stage... looked around me in wonder, and then slowly dropped down my trousers. The wolves then walked around me as I sang
"I will help you learn how to fly how to flyyyyyyy" as a tear fell from my eye.
Once I was finished my song... the rest of the contestants stayed silent as Sergey clapped until their was no more blood circulation in his hands.
I walked down as the Swedish people shakes my hand. Then Michal came up to me "HAHAHAHA. That was awful. And I'm sure Sergey is only clapping cause you gave him one of those hyperactive drugs ha" he laughs
"What Michal your supposed to be my friend" I say with sadness "also leave Sergey alone he needs those to help with his anxiety"
"Haha you thought we were friends? That's hilarious" Michal walks on
I feel so devastated.
"Don't worry Ivan. I thought it was really hot. You even had me slightly sexually confused" Sergey cheers me up.
"Thanks Sergey. What would I do without you?" I say holding his hand
"Well Ivan you know what they say. Us Russians must stick together" he smiles as we give each other a bro hug while singing I love Belarus.
Everyone else rehearsed before the semis and grand final. Obviously Barei and her bitches had to come and ruin everything.
"Omg Ivan everyone outside is laughing at your preformance lol" Barei laughs
"How did they even see me? Nobody is aloud in here except the team and contestants" I say burning Barei
As she stutters for 10 minutes... everyone in the arena cheers for me as I smirk.
I walk away as I see Poli
"Hey how dare you smile me?" I shout to her
"Slime is for slimy people" Hovi smiles to me
It made no sense but I chooses to ignore.
What a really stressful day. It won't be as stressful as esc
