Percy Jackson headcanons and other fun stuff

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Hades was making Nico go to high school. He walked in to the building wearing a black shirt, black pants, and black sneakers. Nico walked to his first class and sat down in the back. When the teacher walked in she said, "We will be studying Greek Mythology! Does anyone know any names of the gods?" Nobody raised their hand. She glanced around the room until her eyes fell on Nico. "Ah yes, young man in the black, do you know of any Greek gods?" Everyone turned to look at him, he mumbled a name under his breath. "What was that?" The teacher asked. Nico opened his mouth and said louder, "Hades." A couple kids in the back snickered, and one whispered, "Oh course the goth boy knows that one!" Nico jumped to his feet and said, "First thing, I'm not goth. I just like the color black. And second thing I kno all of the gods!" And he proceeded to name them all including most of the minor gods. He heard a female voice say in a snotty tone. "What is he gonna do now, speak Greek?" Nico turned to her and said, "OKATA."