meeting ppl:
Have I apologised for being sweaty too much
I think I've met you before so I'm going to say it confidently. NOPE I was wrong. Abort.
Pushy mum. Stop that. I will say hi to ur kid in their and my own time.
I am not perfect but you don't see me as an actual human and I wont be able to describe this in the amount of time I have with you.
I used to be so insecure about flash photography and now I have no choice but to hope for the best
Speaking of, I now cannot see anything. Ive ruined that signature. Sorry.
Stop being irritated by this person asking if I remember meeting them a year ago. I want to make them happy. It makes perfect sense for them to ask that. They dont understand how many people i meet and that's not their fault so BE NICE DODIE
"you inspired me to play ukulele" will never get old because it is so special but Ive ran out of the capacity to react to it genuinely.
THIS PERSON JUST GAVE ME TEA. THANK YOU.
How do I tell you I never wear jewellery
This is emotional. Suppress the feelings or the floodgate will open and you will actually realise what's happening and start bawling and have to leave and disappoint a lot of people. Back to numbness and clockwork.
I am SO spaced out right now. Say that to the group.
Bad idea. No one knows how to react to that. Jump back into it.
I gotta pee. Say that to the group.
Bad idea. Just keep going.
THIS IS CRAZY. YOU'RE ABOUT TO FREAK OUT. Just kidding. Feel numb again
I messed up that interaction. Please don't think I'm rude. I love u
I have complimented everyone's outfit and this crowd around me has heard me do that. I am a FRAUD. They can all TELL. But damn I love your cat jumper
I cannot accept compliments
I've completely forgotten how to speak. I literally said no words but with a lot of intonation to that person
YOU ARE A COMPLEX HUMAN WHO CAN RELATE TO ME AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU FOR HOURS ABOUT THAT. But we have 10 minutes until everyone is kicked out and we drive to another state tomorrow and I want to make as many people as happy as I can. I'm sorry I'm a disappointment. But I appreciate you so much. And I remember what it's like. So I'm just going to hug you.
Sorry I'm sweaty though.
