Hired by Horan

Chapter 14

So two weeks has gone by and I have started to get used to the pampered popstars around me. No, I did not say I like the pampered popstars around me; I said I'm used to their presence.

"Hey sugar cup" Louis said purposely trying to annoy me.

Did I mention the 5 boys have been trying to give me a pet name? Thankfully they haven't discovered my hatred for the nickname 'Kat' yet. Apparently they're too stupid to use the blatantly obvious nickname...

"Louis, I'm warning you right now; if you call me sugar cup one more time, the only cups you will be hearing will be your very own baby-cups being injured as I repeatedly kick you in the balls." This threat to kick him in his balls seamed to get him to shut up.

"Alright, alright. No need to make violent, disturbing threats...." Then he mumbled, "someone's not a morning person..."

"That's not true. I am very much a morning person. I enjoy peace and quiet in the morning, so if you happen to disturb that peace then I will beat you to a pulp and go full out dragon-slayer on you. Good morning." I said with a fake-as-can-be smile.

"Yeah, ok. Whatever you say." With that, the disturbance to my peace left the room leaving me alone with my thoughts.

Although I would never ever dare to admit this to anyone, I am actually very afraid to be alone. No, not because I think the monsters and demons are coming to attack me, but because it means I am left alone with my thoughts and can no longer avoid my life's troubles. Basically no one is around to distract me from becoming depressed.

And that is exactly why I jogged out of the room and into the living room to go watch TV. Who said people are the only method of distraction? At least TV is funny, unlike the only awake annoyance on this bus.

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea"

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!" I scream-sung. The only peculiar thing was, mine wasn't the only voice singing it....

"Oh, uh, hey Niall. I didn't see ya there." I awkwardly said.

"Hahaha hello to you, too. By the way, you should totally be the opening act for us with that voice box of yours."

"Even if I could sing better than you, I wouldn't be caught dead at one of your concerts. Even if it meant I would be a famous, spoiled popstar like yourself."

"How many times do I have to say, I'm not a spoiled popstar?!?! Just because I have fame and money doesn't mean I have to automatically be classified as spoiled and popstarish."

"Feel free to tell me as many times as you want, I judge people by their actions, not their words." I winked as I left the room to get more sugary cereal.

When I came back into the room I saw Louis in my seat.

"Oh heck to the no. One of you I can handle, but two is too much. Especially when one of those two is in my seat." I said glaring at Louis.

"Well love, I would move, but why smoosh us all together on this small couch when you can just save space and sit on my lap." Louis cheekily smirked at me.

"First of all, do not call me 'love' or I will make sure you can never 'make love' again. Second, I'm going to give you ten seconds to move out of my seat or I will go all Sheldon Cooper on your behind."

With that Louis quickly moved over and I gave him a victory smirk.

With that I "accidentally" spilled some of the milk from my cereal on Louis' lap.

"Oh sorry sugar cup, didn't mean to get you all wet." I evilly grinned at the pissed off Louis.

"Sugar cup?" Niall asked amused

"I am so gunna get you for that." Louis said.

"Sugar cup is the name Louis attempted this morning, and that was called revenge." I said to fill in Niall while reminding Louis that this was all his fault.

"And that," I said pointing to Louis' sticky, wet pants, "is why you don't mess with Katie Smith"

"I need to change." Louis mumbled under his breath as he left.

As soon as he left the room Niall and I cracked up laughing.

I swear the only plus to this job is being able to screw with these 5 idiots. They are all so gullible and so easy to prank. It's like beating a sloth in a 100 meter sprint.

AUTHORS NOTE:

SORRY THIS IS SUCH A SHORT CHAPTER. I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO READ SINCE ITS BEEN A WHILE... EXAMS WENT TERRIBLY BUT AT LEAST THEYRE OVER... YOU MAY THINK THIS IS A POINTLESS CHAPTER BUT I DID IT TO SHOW SHE IS STARTING TO WARM UP TO THE BOYS. :) PS THANKS FOR 1.2 K READS!!!!!! THATS FLIPPING AMAZING!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU GUYS!