"Hey Cal!" I said into the phone.
"SISSY!!! What's up?" God he knows I hate it when he calls me that...
"Definitely not an old ladies boobs, those things sag lower than the under world..."
After hearing him chuckle a little, he then asked, "Now seriously, why the call? Normally you only call me when you want something."
"What? A girl can't just call her brother to tell him how much she loves him?"
He didn't have to say anything, I could sense his 'I'm waiting for the real reason' look.
"Ok fine, I ran into George at the park today and he said you forgave him. Is that the truth?"
"No way would I ever forgive him, it would take pigs flying, time travel, and the discovery of aliens before I forgave that butt wipe."
"I can't even express how relieving it is to hear you say that...."
That man better not run into me again, lying to me about Calum's forgiveness just earned him a kick to the sweet spot.
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I walked out of my room, feeling much better after talking to my brother, and into the living room. My favorite show is on and I've been waiting a full season to watch the new episode. THEY CAN'T KILL THE FATHER!!!!
"Move over loser!!" I yelled to Louis, who was hogging the couch, as I grabbed the remote from his hands.
"Wow, you would've thought you'd be a little nicer to your boyfriend's best friend."
"First, I'm not his girlfriend, and second, my favorite show's season premier is on and you're the only thing stopping me from watching it. So move it or lose it, bub."
"If by 'it' you mean lose my virginity, I've already done that. Thanks for the offer though...."
"You are such a perv. And by 'it' I was talking about you vital organs. So watch what you say."
He looked truly frightened. But then of course he said, "Well if you need a cuddle buddy for your show, I'm right here." he added with a wink.
Then just to piss him off I said, "Aww, but don't you think Harry would get a little jealous? I wouldn't want to get in the way of your relationship."
"I'M SO SICK OF THIS LARRY STYLINSON CRAP!!!"
"What's he pissed about now?" Harry said coming into the room.
"HAHAHHA perfect timing curly."
"What in the world did I miss??" Harry asked.
"SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!! IT'S STARTING. IF YOU TALK I WILL RIP OFF YOUR LIPS AND FEED THEM TO A RHINO"
Harry looked extremely confused and Louis just looked amused. Both boys sitting on opposite sides of me.
"What's going on here??" Niall asked walking in.
"SHUT IT HORAN BEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU!!! NEXT PERSON TO TALK GETS A KICK TO THE NARDS!!"
Then he too joined Harry in the confused zone, but also sat on the couch.
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"THEY CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT!!!!! NO!!! WORST. ENDING. EVER!!!!! I WAITED A YEAR FOR THAT!!!!! I am going to file a formal complaint to the creators of the show."
"You do that haha" said Niall.
"I will and I'll send it from your email so I can play the celebrity-disappointment card." I said with a wink.
"Oh no you don't!!!!"
"Watch me!!" I yelled over my shoulder in a dead sprint towards Niall's computer to get his email.
He started to chase me, but by the time he reached me I already opened the computer and email was loading.
"Oh no you don't!!" he said diving onto the bed, but I skillfully rolled over to the side and out of his reach.
He then reached over me to close out of the email on the computer.
"You should really work on your running skills, I already sent the email."
"Oh really?" he said smirking.
"Yep."
"Well then you need to be punished."
"The only person who needs to be punished is the writer, for that show."
"I beg to differ." He said smirking.
"I don't like where this is going..."
"I do." He said with the same creepy voice.
"Just remember, if it ain't voluntary, it's rape."
"Well, this will be voluntary."
"Hmm that's funny, I beg to differ."
Then he crashed his lips on mine for what feels like the 100th time in the last week, but we're not in public so I didn't kiss him back. Instead I pulled away.
"I told you, I like to keep things confusing." I said with a wink at the disappointed and confused Niall.
"Hey, no fair." he whined.
"All is fair in love and war, bub."
The real reason for my pulling away and not kissing him back is because I don't want him to know how I feel about him, I can't take any chances.
Niall cannot find out my true feelings.
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