1. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
2. I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to describe how I feel about you.
3. You bring joy to everyone....
When you leave the room.
4. I'm jealous of all the people who haven't met you.
5.I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.
6. You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
7. I had a nightmare I dreamed I was you.
8. Your so ugly you make blind kid's cry.
9. You’re so fat your shadow casts a shadow.
10. Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?
