31. I love the way you look today!!
You look like Robert!!!32. Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth!!
33. you only annoy me when your breathing..... Seriously.
34. Remember that time I told you that you were cool.
I lied
35. Can you die of constipation?
I really want to know because im worried of how full of shit you are!36. Good story, but when the fuck are you going to shut your mouth?
37. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, i'd fart.
38. Jesus and God may love you, but everyone else definately hates you.
39. When I see your face, I remember that God does have a sense of humour.
40. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than you.