11. You have enough fat to make another human.
12. It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.
13. One more wrinkle and you'd pass as a prune.
14. You're so dumb, your dog teaches you tricks.
15. You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
16. You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
17. You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.
18. Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
19. You’re so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag.
20. Your so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit.
