21. I love what you've done with your hair! How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?
22. Scientists said that the world was made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
23. No, those trousers don't make you look fatter! - How could they?
24. What's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus. One has a moustache and smells like fish, the other is a walrus.
25. If you really want to know about mistakes then ask your parents.
26. The zoo called. Their wondering how you got out of your cage.
27. Whatever kind of look you were going for... You missed.
28. Hey, you have something on your chin - No no, the third one down.
29. I thought of you today, it reminded me to take out the rubbish.
30. When you were born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to your Dad, ' I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through...'
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I just wanted to say, I'm so sorry I didn't publish the next chapter of this book a long time ago.
I finally got round to doing it.
The next chapter will come out soon!
Carriepurple2711
