He decided to go to the zoo, since it was his grandma's favorite place, specifically the Cincinnati zoo to see her favorite Gorilla, Harambe. He traveled there in a clown car with a bunch of terrifying looking clowns, with knives and video cameras. "Donkey! For the ride!" He waved and walked into the zoo, once inside he got a bag of peanuts and went to watch Harambae. He sat for hours before picking up a single peanut and throwing it at the massive gorilla. She started to scream and a man who looked strangely like the zodiac killer walked over. "My name be Ted Cruz." He stuck out his hand but quickly pulled it back. "Gotcha!" He thumped the confuzzled German's back. "And I just so happen to hate Harambe. Let's fight her." They jumped into the enclosure, killing a five year old they landed on. Ted Cruz started to beat Harambe while German guy stood in horrified shock, "That's granny's favorite!!" The man continued to beat the gorilla until she was dead. The duo were taken to zoo prison. "The internet is exploding with rage, we're going to need a new Harambe." The zoo keeper spoke with her eighty year old smoker voice and sent Ted and German guy to South America. Once off the plane Ted and German guy step into a Chucky Cheese looking place that the plane had crashed into. "That one looks like Harambe." Ted pointed at a bear animatronic. German guy flinched at the sounds of the screaming children, caught underneath the plane and in the rubble of the collapsed building, he could see their third degree burns already forming and that none of them were going to make it, he started to shake once he noticed one of them was his little sister SCABBERNock. He started to sob as he listened to the screams of his sister. "I'm so sorry, SCABBERNock..." he fell to his knees and bowed his head in silent prayer. Ted hit his back. "Crickey mate, look at that burnin' biotch." He pointed at SCABBERNock. "I could really stick my dick in her TINY eye sockets! Pip pip, Cheerio!" German sobbed in a fetal position until the manager of the business woke up from his 48 hour nap marathon. "The Fuck you doin'??? Now you gonna have to do the night shift!!!" The manager screamed, watching the children burn. German guy stood up and wiped his face with the back of his hand. "Ted, why are we friends!? You just killed my sister!!" "It's just a prank bro!!!" Ted stopped pushing his dick into the little girl's eye socket. Ted set his camera down. "The camera is right here!!!" Ted threw the camera at German guy, instantly knocking him. German guy woke up on a wooden table, he could feel something pointy in his ass. Ted hummed The Pokémon theme song. "What are you doing?" German guy shuddered trying to figure out what was in his ass. He didn't answer and German guy soon realized that there was in fact a wrench in his ass. "Why is there a wrench in my asshole?!" He fought the restraints on his arms and legs, the animatronics were holding him down while Ted drew swastikas all over him. "Please, Ted, put your dick away, please." He begged looking away, not enjoying the half hard Ted Cruz drawing swastikas all over his body. "Let me speak the language of your people, nyet." Ted slapped his face with his penis, he then started to helicopter, hitting German guy repeatedly.
