German guy screamed and cringed, terrified of what was going to happen next. Ted laughed for ten minutes before a deep mechanical laugh drowned out his laughter. A bear animatronic stepped out from the shadows and walked to Ted. "You did well my son." The bear put his hand on Ted's shoulder. "My name is Treddy, my son brought you to me as a gift." "Treddy!?" German Guy, whom may I remind you doesn't understand English at all, asked in panic. Ted nodded. "Treddy Fatballs of, Treddy Fatballs' pizzeria, children's playhouse, is my biological fat-her." Ted spoke, seemingly unfazed by the fact that he claimed was his biological fat-her was an animatronic bear, covered in gross pizza grease, sticky children's hands and Barbie doll heads taped to his face like a beard. German Guy blushed. "Kawee, senpu, Fatballs," he batted his eyelashes at the bear, acting like an anime school girl, ready to struck you with her fun bags filled with rice, that she should probably get checked out. Fatballs reached out and let German Guy out of his binds. "I told you, Teddy boy, he's a great gift, speaks fluent Japenize..." the bear purred. German Guy fucking kicked the shit out of the bear, causing the bear to drop him. "Now, you fudging did it!! You could've had a nice big Daddy Bear but, no, you're fucking stuck with Daddy Donald, yee arsehole!!!" Ted screeched as Treedy cried on the floor, holding his Fatballs. Ted pushed German Guy out of Treedy Fatballs' Pizzeria. German Guy sighed and pulled the wrench out of his ass. "Guess I have to find a new Harambe now..." he walked two feet and into the Amazon. He walked through the amazon for days before finding Batman. "Bat man???" He looked at the black man in confusion. "What are you doing???" "I'm Batman," the bat responded, throwing a baterang at German Guy's loins. German Guy grabbed his loins. "Ahh?? My loins???" He sobbed. Bateman took off his mask to reveal he was actually Joe Biden in disguise. "German Guy, I've come to save you..." Joe reached out to him. "Putin is after you..." German Guy took Joe's hand. "Here, take this, it will help you on your quest." Joe handed German Guy a small gorilla statue. German Guy put the statue in his pocket. "How?" He looked at Joe. Joe pressed a Finger to German Guy's lips. "Shhh... you'll know..." he gave German Guy a supple kiss. "I love you... but, I love Obama and America more! I must focus on my mission!" Joe turned away. "Cum with me if you want to live..." Joe put his Hand in German Guy's pants and grabbed his meattube, leading German Guy to a cave between the waterfall.
