Seddie OneShots (requests CLOSED)

Chapter 6

Hey guys, sorry I haven't written in a week or two, life has been busy and I have to update my other story, I DO A JOURNAL EVERY DAY, every single day, which doesn't leave me time for much else. 

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Tofu

"Hey Sam, I have a great date planned for tonight."

"Where's Fredbag?"

"I'm taking you to this fancy restaurant that just opened down the street."

"Cool, I'll go get ready."

3 hours later

"Good evening you two, my name is Cindy and I will be your server tonight. And what is your name?"

"My name is-" Sam started.

"Oh, I didn't mean you, I'm talking to him," she rudely interrupted, pointing at Freddie.

"Freddie, nice to meet you, and this is my girlfriend Sam. I think we might be ready to order if you don't mind." he replied. 

The waitress leaned close to Freddie's ear.

"If you want a real girl, you should take me instead of this loud mouth blondie," she whispered.

Sam, not hearing what Cindy just said started complaining about the place only serving salad and no meat. 

"Shut your mouth you dumbass. Can't you see I'm busy stealing you boyfriend?" Cindy said in an annoyed tone. 

Sam took a butter sock out of her purse and started swinging wildly at Cindy's head. With a satisfying smack, she wacked Cindy over the head.

"You wanna go?" Cindy yelled. 

Sam lunged at her and pinned her to the ground easily. She looked up and saw the manager glaring down at her. 

"Is there a problem?" he asked.

"No sir, we were just-" started Freddie, shaking in fear.

What a goody two shoes, thought Sam.

"Sir, I asked for the number 4 on the menu and your waitress refused to give it to me, instead choosing to flirt with my boyfriend." she said in a pitiful voice. 

"I'm so sorry ma'am, this will never happen again. Cindy will get you your tofu salad right away." replied the manager.

"Thank you sir." said Sam.

Cindy huffed angrily and stalked away. She came out five minutes later with the salad.

"Thanks sweetie, but I don't think I'll be needing this," said Sam sourly as she threw the salad in Cindy's face. 

"I HATE TOFU!!!! I WILL FIND YOU SAM PUCKETT!!!!" Cindy said as Sam grinned and ran out the door with Freddie followed closely behind.

"How does she know your name?" Freddie asked.

"We went to camp together. She stole my bacon and I vowed vengeance ever since."

"Of course," Freddie said, rolling his eyes. "How about we go to that burger place downtown instead for dinner?"

"Burgers sound great. Can I steal your pickles?"

"Regardless of what I say I know you're going to take them."

"True. Let's go!"

They quickly embraced and started walking.