Contest
"Hey Carls, guess what?", Sam yelled as she walked into the Shay's apartment.
"What?"
"I'm entering a timed ham eating contest!"
"That is, uh, awesome."
"I know right?!?!"
"When is it?"
"Next Saturday."
"I'm definitely coming to watch!"
"Sure. Do you have any hams? I need to practice."
Carly rolled her eyes. Then, Freddie and Spencer walked in with their Galaxy Wars pajamas on.
"What's up with the pajamas?", Carly asked.
"We did a marathon of all the Galaxy Wars movies last night in our Galaxy Wars pajamas, and then we reenacted our favorite parts.", said Spencer.
"That's what you nubs call fun?", said Sam.
"It was fun.", said Freddie.
"Nubs.", Sam said, rolling her eyes.
"Guess what, guys?", said Carly.
"What?"
"Tell them, Sam."
"Okay. I am entering a timed ham eating contest."
"Holy chiz, Sam that's awesome, you're totally gonna win! And then I'll make you a giant sculpture of you eating ham!", said Spencer.
"I think I'll pass on that. Do you have any hams so I can start practicing?"
"Yeah, we have one in the fridge, but that was dinner!"
"Don't we have the stuff to make spaghetti tacos?", asked Carly.
"True. Spaghetti tacos it is."
"Well I'm gonna go practice."
"Okay."
--Time Skip: Day of Contest--
"I am so nervous.", said Sam.
"Don't worry. You didn't eat breakfast this morning and you're really hungry, so you'll do fine.", said Carly.
"You really think so?"
"I know so. Now go out there and kick some butt."
Sam walked over to her chair at the long table. The ham in front of her wasn't as big as the ones Spencer buys, and if she can devour that in four minutes when she's already eaten something else, she could do this.
"On your mark, get set, go!", said the announcer.
Sam started practically inhaling the ham. As she finished her last bite, the timer stopped.
"We have a winner! Sam Puckett, finishing that four pound ham in two minutes sixteen seconds!"
Everybody cheered, and Sam smiled. Carly was right. She could do this, and kicked butt doing it.
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