Chapter 2
As I ran up to it I realized this guy was fading, and fast.
“Come here young boy.”
“Excuse me sir, you’re a unicorn, right?” Dude this is so cool! I’ve got to tell Drake.
“That is correct Mr. Daniel, my name is Gregory. Now-“
“Dude that is so cool!” I feel bad for interrupting the guy; I mean he’s dying and all. But this is awesome.
Okay, I really don’t feel bad at all…yeah, not at all.
“Yes, now shush Mr. Daniel. I am dying and you are now my lifeline. Understand?”
“Yes sir.” Oh wow, mom’s going to kill me! It has been at least twenty minutes by now!
Ah, who gives a shit about my well being anyway? Not very many people….
“Now listen, and listen closely Mr. Daniel. My wife, Annalisia, has been shot and killed already, and lord knows I’m well on my way to meeting her. Anyway, this morning after my wife put the babies to bed for their morning nap she left for the lake to get a drink.
“When she got to the lake the hunter got her.”Poor guy, he just broke down in tears. “I’m so sorry, she was my life…” And now he’s coughing up blood….Great.
Shit, better get out of the ‘spray zone’ just in case he has herpes or aids or something…
“It’s okay Mr. Unicorn, don’t stress yourself. You’re already dying and you might want to try to live as long as possible, you know, (cough, cough) just saying, sir” Man, I’m sorry but I just don’t want this guy to die yet…man he’s totally wicked!
But he really is losing a lot of blood….gross! the last time I remember seeing this much blood, was when I accidentally walked into the girl’s bathroom in ninth grade once….ew.
“SHUSH CHILD! Now, since I will be dead in like five minutes, here is the plan. I die, you go to my babies, you wait until they wake up. Then you tell them that you've become their unofficial, official new father. Do you understand, Mr. Daniel?”
“No! Hell no! I can’t be the unofficial, official father of your babies! They are your babies! I can’t do this. I cannot do this! I’m only 16!” Oh my god! Oh my god! Not cool! I don’t like this unicorn guy anymore!
Shit and there goes some more blood…
“Listen to me son! You can do this. You can raise the baby unicorns! You will raise those baby unicorns! Now let me hear your battle cry!”
“Uh, I got the first three, Mr. Unicorn, but, uh, you lost me at ‘the battle cry’ thing.”
“Ha-ha, oh yes, I’m sorry. I just got caught up.” Wow there goes some more blood and now he’s wheezing? I probably should take a couple more steps back, huh? “In the moment. Now go east to the lake and west after you get to the lake towards the meadow. There you will then sense the aura of my babies. But before you go I must give you the needed powers to become a unicorn’s parental figure. Zap! Zap! Zap! Now you have all the powers I have. Go now. Go to my babies.”
Oh god! Why?! why did I make him throw-up so much blood?!! Because you all love it? Lol, I know I do!!
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Daniel and the Unicorn
Misterio / SuspensoDaniel was only 16 when he met a mysterious unicorn. And when he finds out that he has to now take care of that unicorn's babies, how well will he take it?
