Chapter 3
“Okay, yes sir. Thank you for the privilege of watching over your babies.” Wow, I’m going to be a daddy sooner than I thought. Like twenty years sooner! And what the hell was up with that zapping shit anyway? I probably didn’t even get any powers… damn you Mr. Unicorn, damn you to hell!!!
“No, thank you Mr. Daniel. I will forever be in your debt after this day. But only if you shall succeed in raising my babies. They grow rather fast.” His voice had gradually become fainter and now his eyes have rolled to the back of his head. Poor Mr. Unicorn.
“I hope you have a good afterlife Mr. Unicorn, goodbye.” Yeah, in hell!
As I started to walk I realized that I’m way over my head in all this. What the hell am I going to tell mom? What am I going to tell my friends?! Man, I totally screwed up this shit I call my life. I screwed it up big time.
Oh well, I guess everybody can just think I’m dead for like a year, and then when I come back everybody will cry and hug me! Yeah, that’s a good plan.
I finally realized that while I was thinking I came to the objective spot of the babies.
“Where are you my little babies” I cooed. Oh wait?! Is that them?! Wow they’re beautiful! What the hell?? How are fucking baby unicorns beautiful anyway?!
Wait, duh, they’re baby UNICORNS bitch.
Anyway there are three of them. The first baby is black with a silver tint. The second baby is pink a black tint. And the third baby (my favorite I’ve decided) is white with a silvery tint.
Wow, I guess the unicorns’ mamma was very pretty. I already know their father was. He was white with black wings. Wait, did one of them just move?!
“Oh crap, baby number three is looking at me!” What do I do? What am I supposed to do?! Oh never mind, NOW THEY’RE ALL LOOKING AT ME!
“Oh little babies, please be good.” Oh wait, number three is now walking towards me?! Awe, he’s so cute! And I don’t even know how it’s a ‘he’ but I guess it’s just in my new powers or something. Or maybe it’s because it looks like he has those parts…. Well I guess I need to wait until they all come close enough to me to name the-
“Daddy? Hello is anybody in there?”
“I think he might be dead” Um, are they talking to me?
“Are you guys crazy?! He is NOT dead. He’s just asleep!”Oh wow I need to snap out of my trance.
“Hey guys, how are you?” Wow, this is so weird.
“Told you he was asleep!” Wow I need to name these little buggers.
“Guess what guys?” Wow, I’m so happy I get to name my babies!
Um, shit, I need to get all tough again…
“What?!” They all said that in unison, great. I hate when people do that!
“I’m here to fucking kill all of you!!” Haha, it’s really fun to fuck with little kids…but I guess I should give them a little slack because, well they are my new kids. For like ever now?
“It’s time to name you!” Am I happy over here?
Yeah, totally happy….
“Oh?” Wow they said that in unison too.
“Okay, your name is going to be Chauncey Edward.” He is my only boy and I quite like the way his name contrasts with the color of his fur? Chauncey is the white baby with a silver tint to him.
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Daniel and the Unicorn
Tajemnica / ThrillerDaniel was only 16 when he met a mysterious unicorn. And when he finds out that he has to now take care of that unicorn's babies, how well will he take it?
