It was just the average morning at the Boar Hat. The sins had awoken and were sitting in the main bar area, waiting for Ban (who had a raging hangover) to cook them breakfast,
"Ban, King, Gowther," Meliodas called from the other side of the room, making the three glare at him, "We need more stocks, y'wanna come hunt?"
"Sure..." King sighed while floating on chastiefol,
"Why not?" Gowther looked up from his book,
"I'll beat you this time, cap'n!" Ban competitively stated,
"Great! We'll begin after breakfast!"
-after breakfast-
The four sins were out hunting in the woods. King had floated off somewhere, however the other three had stayed together and worked as a team. Elizabeth, Diane, Merlin and Hawk had agreed to run some other errands while they were out. So far they had caught multiple rabbits, a sword wolf and one or two birds. The strategy was this: Gowther would trap the creature in an illusion, then Meliodas or Ban would give it a quick and painless end as it was stood still and unable to fight or run.
A few minutes into hunting, they came across a giant mushroom,
"What the hell is this?" Ban yelled, shocked at the sight,
"Welp this is about the weirdest thing I've seen all day," Meliodas calmly stated,
"It is most likely a breed of the Chicken Montango. You informed me of a time when Diane was shrunk by one of these, if I am correct," Gowther assessed,
"Ohh so this is the weird thing that shrunk her..." Ban remarked, "I always figured that it'd be some form of bird or something,"
"I'd be careful," Meliodas informed, "We'll shrink to a much smaller size than Diane, so let's not agitate I- BAN!"
Ban was running towards the mushroom with his weapon,
"TAKE THIS YA WEIRD BASTARD!" He yelled, swinging his weapon at it,
"BAN!" Meliodas shouted as all three of them were covered by its spores. Each of them shrunk, but not into smaller versions of themselves.
"Guys? Are you there?" King asked, emerging from some trees as the mushroom backed away, "Guys... Guys?" King gasped as he looked down. All three of them... They were babies, "OH MY GOD? HOW?"
King put one and all the remaining on chastiefol and held the other two as he rapidly flew back in the direction of the Boar Hat.
-one short period of time later-
Elizabeth was startled as the doors to the Boar Hat flew open,
"ELIZABETH! CAPTAIN, BAN AND GOWTHER HAVE SOMEHOW TURNED INTO BABIES WHERE IS MERLIN?!?" King hurriedly yelled in panic,
"I'm right here~" Merlin grinned, "Babies? I don't believe Gowther even had a childhood," Merlin scooped baby Gowther from chastiefol into her arms. He was covered by his very long shirt, and his glasses were laying in his top as they were too big for his head, "This is indeed intriguing. Elizabeth if you, Diane and King could watch over Ban and Captain while I study this I would be grateful,"
"Of course, Lady Merlin," Elizabeth agreed, picking up baby Meliodas and cradling him. He was also swamped in his white shirt, his waistcoat and tie had fallen off. His hair was almost as messy as usual though. And of course, he stuck his head right in between Elizabeth's breasts, "S-Sir Meliodas?" She blushed,
"Tehehehe," The baby giggled, "Boobies,"
"Well he hasn't changed," Diane groaned, peering down at them through the window,
"King if you could take Ba-" Merlin started
"WHAT?" King yelled,
"Ehehehehe," Ban giggled as he tugged at King's trouser leg, "Kinggggggggg,"
King sighed,
"Fine, but find a cure asap, got it?"
"Of course," Merlin said, still cradling Gowther
"What about Sir Gowther?" Elizabeth asked,
"Well, as I mentioned earlier, I don't believe he had a childhood. I wish to take him with me and take care of him myself to observe the effects this magic has on him," Merlin explained, "Well I'm off, good luck," She wore her usual grin as she teleported away.
"Ughhhh," King groaned as he looked down at baby Ban. He was also in his top, however due to it being a low cut, it just about hid his private parts. It looked like it was gonna fall of him,
"There there, sir Meliodas," Elizabeth stroked Meliodas' head as it was still buried in her chest,
"Tehehehehe," He giggled in a childish way.
This was gonna be hell...
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Baby problem! (A Nanatsu no Taizai fanfic)
Fanfiction///discontinued/// It was just an average day for the Seven Deadly Sins, until they face a problem that turns them into children... Also stop asking me why king isn't a baby.
