IN SCIENCE CLASS
"Madz.. I'm a cannibal. Can I have your esophagus for lunch??" - 10:25am
"I CANT DRAW LIVER. I CANT DRAW A LIVER. I DONT LIKE LIVERS." - 10:27am
"The pancreas is behind you..." - 10:38am
(she's just Playing with tape)
"I'm reeeeeeally tired" - 10:29am
"Why is it so loud in here" - 10:30am (it really isn't)
"Happy birthday. It's my DNA." - 10:30am (she handed me the piece of tape)
"Don't you appreciate my present??" - 10:30am
"The play was fun" - 10:31am (referencing the school play we saw yesterday)
"Okay bYEE. I gotta go help my own group." - 10:31am
DRAWING THE HUMAN BODY
(comments overheard in science class - thanks to Simon for being loud)
"Why is it so small??"
"Its so realistic" (no it isn't my drawing ain't that good)
"Do you want me to outline the dick??"
"SEE!! they're outlining the dick!!"
"Have you ever done a spleen?"
"I'm not even in your group."
"He was walking by, and he just took a dump."
"Good job. Now do the small intestines. Just overlap everything."
"WHERE IS THE APPENDIX"
"ITS RIGHT THERE." -
"IT DANGLES"
"Oh right. There it is."
"If there was no urethra you would basically... Helium"
"Wait what."
"What do you mean the ears are organs? They're organs??"
"let's just not put it" (from 3 tables away)
"let's just not put it" (from the guy next to me, not 5 seconds later.)
"The pancreas. It looks like scales. Good job you drew a fish."
"The stomach. HAHAHA. the stomach"
"Ureter. Small intestine. Female."
"Female?"
"Female... AHAHAH."
"Oviduct. Ovary."
"No we're doing the male."
"How did you not know that. Pokemon taught me that." (on the male and female signs.)
"TESTIS. PENIS. can you help me label them?"
"Its the penis I just told you you idiot."
"SIMON stop blowing on my hair!!!" - Alex
"wHAT IS THE POINT."
"WHY DID YOU GLUE THE PENIS."
"THIS IS NOT MY FAULT. THIS IS N O T M Y F A U L T"
"sm-all. in-tes-tine."
"PLANTS. PLANTS. plants. PLANTS. Im going to go look at the plants. plants. plants. plants. They're dying. That's cool." - Alex
"should I write a book about plants. or should I eat plants? should I become vegan?"
"Should I continue Cassie the plant or Cassie the great??"
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Things Alex Has Said
Humorlmao this is just stuff @chandiblue has said she's ridiculous
