OVER THE COURSE OF A SWIM MEET
"WHY ARE you drinking milk with a spoon" - 5:40 am
"Why" - 5:41am
"Are the cats spreading guacamole on your face" - 6:30am
"I like food" - 8:00am
"I feel like a burrito" - 8:10am
"Its the moon da mooon. Mooooooooooon" - 9:00am
"You look like care bear" - 9:14am
"Alex I'm so tired my feet will fall off "- GRACE (9:38am)
"Alex do you like bagels? I could really go for a bagel" - GRACE (9:46am)
"Should I get cream cheese, nutella, or both" - 10:03am
"How high are you? - GRACE (10:15am)
"No it's hi how are you" - 10:15am
(Lots of laughing)
(Random singing)
"You know Bill flipped a bottle and Sofia said Grace is a ripoff of Goldilocks and then she started laughing. She not nice. - GRACE (10:29am) (I don't understand her either)
"Grace...you on my personal space." - 10:32am
"I chewed up my business class? That makes not sense I can't eat a plane" -GRACE (10:45am)
"I LIKE BAGELS" - GRACE (10:52am)
"You're drunk go home.... I'm not as think as you drunk I am" - 11:04am (nice panic! reference)
"Do you think horse meat tastes good" - 11:08am
"?? What does it taste like?" - 11:09am
"You know...people in Australia eat kangaroos. Because there are too many and they are over populated because they have too many babies and then they shot them and they put them on the Barbie...Q - GRACE (11:10am)
"Flowers....FLoOwers...... FLOWERS" - 11:14am
"HOW do you spell remember? - 11:19am
"I don't know, I forgot" - 11:20am
"Ha, ha pun" - 11:20am
"I'm blind" - 11:34am
"I'm very small?" - 11:42am
"Are you head locking me? This isn't barbecue..... I mean boxing - GRACE (12:08pm)
"Cool" - (like 20x)
"You not the cool, je suis the cool" - 1:45pm
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Things Alex Has Said
Umorismolmao this is just stuff @chandiblue has said she's ridiculous
