SOCIAL STUDIES
"I SHOULD KNOW THIS, IM A PSYCOLOGIST" - 9:20am
"Are they talking about chicken?" - 9:21am
"There are mole people of the world are mooses?" - 9:22am (reading a quote)
"DEPRESSSIONNnnnnnn" -9:23am
"Darling! Oi! Darling! Darling! Oi!" - 9:24am
"Feel the tissue! feeeel it" - 9:24am
"Simon is an egg" - 9:24am
"Why did Susan let her son?" - 9:25am
"Madz? If you're Amy Pond and I'm River, does that make you my mother?" - 9:26am
"Are you addicted to Jenga? Call this number ! We can help you out" - 9:28am
"We're having a tech-free class and Madz is on her computer. Logic, people" - 9:29am
"Ms.S has a tiny bird on her dress. A birb" - 9:31am
"She finally noticed Simon's egg hair" - 9:32am
OVERHEARD IN CLASS
"English!"
"Let's go away for a couple of nights"
"bURN IT"
"You're doing JUST FINE"
"That burn it"
"You're crying? You're all crying? haha you're crying"
"You're addicted to Jenga?"
"Everyone should try being addicted to Jenga"
"YES! I CANT GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT MY JENGA BLOCKS! SOB"
"Okay do it."
"Don't do it"
"I'm going to do it"
"JOHNATHON! IS THAT TRUE" (there's no one called Johnathan in our class)
"Johnathon! I'm worried about you"
"You're doing drugs, Jonathon!"
"Get rid of his computer. BuRN IT"
"The whiteboard is too tall"
"Get lost Shorty"
"You're not my friend. Get out of my house"
"oOoooOOoooOOOO"
"Sick burn bro"
"5 years later."
"Let's play soccer"
OVERHEARD IN ANOTHER CLASS
"EGGS"
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAH" (in the middle of a quiet class)
"Are you sure that's four? It doesn't look like four."
giggles
"I enlarged her boobs"
"three greens"
"Dong? Dong? Oh. Phoung."
"I'll start a GoFundMe for bleach hairspray"
"1 dollar is enough. To save a life"
"MY GOD"
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Things Alex Has Said
Humorlmao this is just stuff @chandiblue has said she's ridiculous
