((For those Potterheads and many other fandoms))
Dear America
I see your teenage sparkly vampires, and I raise you one 907 year old Timelord, a boy wizard, and a high-functioning sociopath. I believe we win.
-Sincerely, Britain
You know that a perfect summary of Twilight would be: it's about a girl who falls in love (and has a child with) a stalker. While she is pregnant with her child, it then proceeds to eat her from the inside out, result: she becomes a sparkly vampire. Then her best friend falls in love with her demon daughter and turns into a werewolf.
Another way to describe Twilight: pure S***t
Thank you MelonCreeper11 for bringing that to my attention
