everything about pjo fanfics

on hold books, food rant

-on hold books

to be honest, i don't get at all like what is the point of publishing a book if you're not going to update it. like no offense or anything. i get that people have their own personal problems, but sometimes when the book is just really good and the author just doesn't update, it's just plain annoying. 

-food

okay, i just hate this. like literally 90% of the pjo,hoo,toa etc. fanfiction. the oc (which is always a girl) loves food and doesn't fucking get fat. like seriously, i get that in real life we all freaking love food and we get fat because of food. but in freaking stories its freaking annoying of how the story would be like:

So for my breakfast, I had like pancakes, cakes, waffles, chocolates, pizzas, candies and i don't get fat because im fabulous and i have this power that don't make me fat. 

It's stupid, like what the hell. it makes no sense whatsoever. 

-'what the hades'

like seriously every single freaking time something happens oc goes like

  'what the hades'

'what the hades'
'what the hades'

'what the hades'

'what the hades'

'what the hades'

'what the hades'
'what the hades'

'what the hades'

'what the hades' 

- famous demigods

suddenly oc knows the demigods and goes fangirling even though it's not real life and for some reason percy jackson was published as a book in the fanfic and percy jackson and his friends become famous 

iTS NOT REAL LIFE

-text talk

a. i'll c u ltr

b. cya
c. cu
d. omg hai im [oc name] u r?

e. kk
f. *insert cringe action*
g. bai bai
h. liek omg i'm so awesome n u r 2   
i. ttyl

-your, you're

okay, this irritates me ALOT

you're - you are

your- belonging to or associated with the person or people that the speaker is addressing.

SEE THE DIFFERENCES??????!?!?!?! 

-fangirl languages

LIKE OMG EEEK ITS PERCY JACKSON YAASSSSS  OMG IM IN CHB YAYAYYYAYYAYYAAYYAYYAYAYAY

wow