Crazy, stupid, funny idiots at its finest.
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The last drunk text was funny so I had to do something similar
Ashton: Luuuuuuuuuuuuukeeeeyy
Luke: What Ashton, and you know I don't like being called that.
Ashton: But why my little penguin. 🐧
Luke: Don't call me that either.
Ashton: Wanna hear a joke.
Luke: No
Ashton: Okay so what's the cheese called that's not yours?
Luke: But I said no
Ashton: NOT YOUR CHEESE LOL 😂 . GET IT ITS LIKE SAYING NACHO CHEESE
Luke: Why are you in all caps
Ashton: What do you mean?
''Ashton sent a photo''
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Luke: Why did you just send me a photo of Harry Styles
Ashton: Because he's beautiful
Luke: okay true
Ashton: I didn't know you were gay
Luke: What I just agreed with what you said
Ashton: How long have you been out of the closet? 🤔
Luke: Your just gonna ignore me
Ashton: Have you told Liz yet?
Luke: Told her what?
Ashton: That you're gay
Luke: IM NOT GAY
Ashton: So your homophobic
Luke: I'm leaving
Ashton: What don't leave vahshs sbsb
Luke: What does that even mean?
Ashton: I don't know they say fan girls do this
Luke: What's a fan girl?
''Ashton sent a photo"
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Luke: Why did you just send me a picture of Michael
Ashton: Cause he's an adorable little kitten
Luke: Can't argue with that
Ashton: HA SO YOU ARE GAY
"Luke has left the conversation"
Ashton: Hmm maybe I'm gay? 🤔
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Oh god this was so fun to write, not gonna lie I kind of forgot I had made this book, probably gonna use it to make some text posts that are either cute or funny or just down right crazy.
