5 Seconds Of Summer Madness

I Hat- Love You/ Cashton

Go ahead and grab the holy water because I'm going to hell for writing this and you know you coming with me for reading.

Cashton:

"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you." I repeat as Katie my best friend pushes me inside.

"No you don't Calum." She says with a smile still shoving me to find seats.

"I'm pretty sure I do and you can stop pushing me." I say as we take our seats which happen to be in the FRONT, lord help me.

And if you haven't guessed it already I'm at a male strip club on my birthday because my best friend hates me.

She said it would be a fun story to tell the grandkids, she's a lunatic I know.

Back to my suffering.

"Come on its called yolo Cal, live a little." She wines.

"Clearly I am alive." I say in a huff.

"Lets jus-"

"Shhh its starting."She cuts me off the same time as Grind on me starts booming from the speakers and the lights dim leaving only the spotlight and pole.

I cant believe its actually about to happen.

And then a man sounding about fifty or so starts speaking as the music plays.

"Ladies and gentlemen " oh god "Get ready for the time of your natural born life " I hate Katie for this "Here is Ashton " lord forgive me for what I'm about to see.

"Oh. My. God." I say to no one in particular as the guy known as Ashton walks out on stage shirtless.

"Katie." I whisper to her not taking my eyes off of Ashton.

"What?" She whispers back.

"I love you, I love you, I love you." I repeat and she starts grinning like a Cheshire cat.

"I know." Someones cocky aren't they, no pun intended.

Ashton or gods gift from heaven makes his way to the pole in slow teasing strides.

Once he's at the pole and near the light I can see him more perfectly as well as hear the happy screams of cougars.

He's mine you creepy women, I think to myself.

Back to gods gift he was not that tall but he wasn't short either, he had dimples, golden brown hair and glowing green eyes.

That last part sounded way to Danny Phantom, curse you Katie for making me binge watch all the seasons and get way to involved with him and Sam's relationship, did you kno-

HE JUST WINKED AT ME, SWEET BABY JESUS.

That's when Katie nudged me, I could see from the corner of my eye that she was smirking.

Ashton made his rounds around the pole, grinding, and humping the damn thing. Why cant I be that pole right now, I could have been born a pole, why lord?

Ashton jumps from the stage landing on his feet right in front of me and the cougars get louder throwing money, and I mean lots of it.

Hmmm.... nope not even gonna go there, I am not stripping.

Back to what was happening Ashton straddles my waist causing my breath to hitch and It to become hot in here.

Have mercy.

He starts grinding down on my crotch, crotches are touching they are definitely touching.

I finally look up and we lock eyes and I never been in such a trance in my life.

Ashton's lips turn up into a smirk when he grinds harder and faster never breaking eye contact.

And I did the unthinkable, I moaned and it was like a switch went off in his head when his once bright green eyes clouded over in lust.

He grabbed my hands and placed them on his bum, and do you know what I did, I squeezed like my life depended on it bring us even closer, if that was even possible.

And he moaned and it was the most sexiest thing I have heard in my life, I may have smirked as well.

That's when I remembered we weren't alone, but it sure seemed like it.

Ashton must have noticed as well because he stopped his movements and giggled, yes he giggled and it was adorable.

After his giggling calmed down he leaned over and whispered.

"We should finish this later." He sent a shiver through my whole body with his voice.

He pointed to my crotch area.

"And fix the big problem you have in those pants." He added.

And just like that he got up from my lap and winked again at me before walking back on stage and towards the back.

Then the old mans voiced sounded through the speakers again.

"And that was Ashton Irwin, hope you enjoyed the show." And then the mans voice faded and the song changed to Talk Dirty To Me.

Katie finally turned to me with her eyes ready to escape her body.

"What the hell was that?" She asked.

I looked at the stage where he once stood and said.

"Ashton Irwin."

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Oh did you really think it was going to be that easy.

I thought a nice small cliff hanger would do the job, but obviously I cant leave you hanging.

There will be a part 2 and its going to get kinky and right down to the smut we all love and admire.

So I saved us from hell this time. ✌