WTF

Mean Girls X Fairy Tail?!

Ok all the get together in this book will make 0 sense OK plz no hate it's not like I actually ship these things ok like wtf how did I get fairy tail and mean girls together so yeah just read, but a few of them I do like, (NaLu Gruvia jerza gale, etc.) and ignore all the errors I really don't care

Once upon a time in the town of Magnolia, there was a guild , Fairy Tail. One day a couple of people, (Natsu, Erza, Gray, Juvia, Lucy, Mira, Lisanna,Levy, etc.) go for a job. As they walk out all the sudden, REGINA GEORGE COMES OUT OF NO WHERE! "Regina! Where did you come from!?" Asked Lucy, "Wait who the fuq is Regina?" Asked he Gray, "Why do you care Gray-sama? Do you like her? Why are you thinking about her! Do you not like Juvia-Chan?!" Juvia started tearing up, "No Juvia, I'm just asking cause she looks like she's nowhere from around here" Juvia looked a Gray. "Ok fine but I hope there is nothing else" she then turned from Gray. "But we're not even dating?" Gray said in a tone, "Whaaaaaa??!!" Juvia yelled surprised. "Gray-sama and Juvia-Chan are not together?!" She yelled more. "Who da fuq is dis crazy thang?" Asked Regina. "This is Juvia, aka Gray Fullbuster's VERY OWN stalker!" Lucy replied to Regina. "Soooo is Regina friendly or like why is she here like umm??" Lucy bursted out in laughter. "PHHHHHHTTTTTHHHHHH REGINA GEORGE, NICE?! PHHTHHSHAN MAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHA" Lucy fell to the ground still laughing to death. "Sooo she's rude?" Asked Erza. Lucy got up for the floor, "Yea, very!" "Hey! I'm right here?!" Regina George yelled. "PUH-LEASE, stop acting, like you know your mean, you admit it all the time!" Lucy scolded. "True, true" Regina said is agreement. "Wait but still where the fuq did she come from, and why? Plus she looks NOTHING like she's from here. Like her eyes, hair, shape, everything!" said Lisanna confused. "I come from a place called earth!" Yelled Regina, annoyed. "Well no kidding!" Yelled Natsu back,sarcastically. "Why the fuq is he so mad?" Regina asked about Natsu. "He just always get mad like that." Mira replied, rolling her eyes at Natsu. Then Lyon walked to the others from the road and Gretchen and Karen from the other direction. "Regina! Your outfit is looking so fetch today!" Yelled Gretchen excitedly. "GRETCHEN HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, FETCH IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!" scream Regina. "Yes it will. It already has!" "Ok then PLEASE tell me, who uses that word OTHER THAN YOU!" Regina yelled annoyed. "What the fuq is fetch?" Questioned Natsu. "SEEEEEEEE EVEN HE DOESNT KNOW IT!!!" Regina screamed at Gretchen. "Well that's because there fudging aliens!" Gretchen screamed back. "Wtf were not aliens!" Mumbled Gray. "Well whatever it's gonna happen!" Said Gretchen "Ugh I give up!" Said Regina annoyed. "WAIT IM STILL REALLY FUQING CONFUSED, WHOA RW THESE PEOPLE AND WHERE DID THEY COME FROM, HOW DOES LUCY KNOW THEM, AND WHAT THE FUQ IS FETCH!!!!!" Screamed Mira frustrated. "I don't understand why you guys are so mad, I'm just chillin' " said Erza from a distance. "THATS ONLY BECAUSE YOU GOT STRAWBERRY CAKE OUT OF NO WHERE!" Yelled Mira still frustrated. Then they noticed Lyon, in a daze looking at Regina. "Wtf Lyon do you like Regina." Asked Gray. "Yessshhhhh!" Said Lyon slowly. "Ummm okay......" Gray said quietly. "Umm.. welll... okay? I guess ask her for a date or something..." said Natsu. Lyon went up to Regina and went down on one knee, "Will jou marry meh" Lyon asked. "BAKA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!" Lucy yelled at Lyon. "Hahahahaha. I'm not the only Baka here Lyon, now am I?!" Natsu said with joy. "Gretchen winked at Natsu. "Huh? Whet the hell?" Lucy saw Gretchen, "HWTA IS WRONG WID JOOOUUU!!!" Lucy almost karate chopped Gretchen, but Gretchen moved. "Wtf Lucy, I thought we were friends!" Gretchen whined to Lucy. "I ALREADY TOLD A THOUSAND TIME MY SECRET AND WHAT JOU JUST DID WAS SO MUCH WORST THAN ACTUALLY TELLING THE SECERET TO EVERYBODY!!" Lucy screamed. "Ummm everyone already knows your secret Lucy, except Natsu." Said Levy. "What secret!" Natsu yelled, hoping for an answer. "Nothing!" Lucy yelled. "Hold up hold up, I got this all covered!" Regina yelled. Everyone stayed quite. "Ok Lucy just trust me ok." Lucy looked mad. "What are you going to do!" "Nothing, just trust me ok I promise." Lucy looked worried. "Fine, im trusting you." Lucy sighed. Regina stood up and said, "Lucy is taking swing dance lessons" Lucy was a tomato. "WHAT THE HELL YOU BAKA I AM NOT TAKING SWING DANCE LESSONS WHAT THW FUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!" Lucy screamed, almost punching Regina in the face. "Woah woah, but I didn't tell the real thing!" "Wait Lucy are you taking swing dance lessons!" Natsu screamed. "NO YOU UGLY STUPID BAKA!" Lucy yelled. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?!" Natsu screamed, for no reason. " I LOVE YOU YOU STUPID BAKA YOU HAPPY NOW!" everyone stayed quite. Lucy covered her mouth as she put her hands down slowly from almost punching Regina in the face. "What?!" Natsu said confused. "Nothing!" Lucy replied quickly. "Did you say you love me?" "No I didn't" she said, still replying as quickly as she could, "You did!" "No no no no no!" Lucy shrieked. "Yes yes yes you did!" Natsu smirked. "Ugh fine I did.." Lucy sighed giving up. Lucy looked sad, being embarrassed. "Don't be sad Lucy, I love you too!" Natsu said childlike. "Really?" Lucy asked. "Yes!" Natsu said nodding and smiling.
Author: Dang this turned into a NaLu story quick AF!
Reader:Shut Up your ALWAYS interrupting in the middle of the story!
Author:ok sorry bye bye.

Natsu held out his hand so Lucy could stand up. When she stood they both kissed each other. "Blah!" Regina gagged, sticking her finger in her mouth. "Ok byeeeee peeps!" Lucy yelled as she and Natsu left, forgetting about the job. "Ummmmm okay, that was weird..." Levy said awkwardly. "Wait wasn't Lyon proposing to Regina just a few minutes ago?" Gray asked. "Oh yeah..." Lyon said, quickly going back on one knee. "Wtf are you doing!" Regina yelled. "Will jou marry meh?" Lyon said, once again. "Ehh, whatever, TBH it's probably my only shot, why not." Regina said. Everyone's jaw dropped. "Sooo is that yes?" Lyon asked. "Yeah yeah I guess doofus." Regina said annoyed, to her new fiancé. They both left as Regina slightly pushed away Lyon from her. "Uhhhh that was weird." Said Gray. "You know what! f it im doing THIS thang!" Gretchen yelled. "Wtf?" Everyone said. Gretchen. Went in front of Gray and went down on one knee. Juvia turned and saw Gretchen, after crying because of all the confusion. She. Was. Mad. "NOOOSKAKQKQWEKFNNSMSMDKSOSOAOAOAKQMXMXMAKAKSKCSJEMFJSKWKAKSMSKWKRFIUSJAJSDONTTOUCHMYGRAYSAMAKWKRJFNSNWMDMDNWNWUFISHRFIHAYEYOUSJJANSNCJSNSTUPIFJQJE SMQKWKQMSMSMMMMMNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" she was on a full OUT rage. "Gretchen your legit going to everyone wrong." Levy told Gretchen. Okay geez. What about that quite guy in the corner with the piercings?" Levy was mad, noticing that she was pointing out Gajeel. She slapped Gretchen across the face and stomped to Gajeel. "Ok Gajeel I have a crush on you, whatever ok. Common' let's go!" She grabbed Gajeel by the hand and stopped away as Gajeel was getting dragged by Levy. "Jee, that hurt." Gretchen said standing back up. Karen was in the corner recording everything, no one noticing it until now. "Wtf Karen!" Gretchen whined. "This will totally look good for the whole school to watch!" Karen said excitedly. "What's on your head?" Erza asked. "I'm a mouse duh?!" Karen said, stupidly. Then a magical giant strawberry cake came out of NO WHERE! "YEHABSHYESHSHSHSHSHSHSH!!" Erza yelled looking at the cake. "Wtf?!" Everyone said. Erza ate the whole entire cake in 1 minute. "Mmmmmmhhhh that was soooooo GOOOOOOODDD I NEEEEDDD MORRRREEEEE!" Erza screamed. "WTH is it with this girl and strawberry cake?" Gretchen asked. "Basically Erza is in love with strawberry cake." Levy said. Then a note fell out in the middle of the cake. Erza picked it up. It said 'Will jou marry me!', "Wait who is this from?" Erza asked. "Try turning it around" said Mira. Erza flipped the note around. '-From Magical Giant strawberry cake' then the cake magically re appeared. "YESSSSSS!" Erza screamed. "Noooooo" Jellal and Karen yelled. "Why are you yelling, Karen?" Asked Erza. "BECAUSE YOU ARW MY LOVE!" Karen screamed. "WTF IM IN LOVE WOTH HER, YOU BEARLY KNOW HER! PLUS ME AND ERZA WERE DATING UNTIL SHE MARRIED THTA STRAWBERRY CAKE OF HERS" Jellal was mad at the cake. He was about to punch the cake in the face, but Erza stopped him. "Wait no Jellal!" He stopped for Erza. "Yes?" He asked. "Ok I will marry both of you!" She told the cake and Jellal. "Yay!" Jellal screamed happy. The cake, Erza, and Jellal, walked away. Then Cady, Aaron, Damian, and Janis walked over. "Who da hell are you guys?" Asked Mira. "I'm Cady, that's Aaron, Damian, and Janis." Cady said introducing herself. "Ummm wee are these people keep coming from!" Lisianna said. Then Cady noticed Aaron staring at Mira. "WHAT THE HECK AARON!" Cady yelled, seeing Aaron drooling. "Oh shat" said Janis. Then Elfman noticed someone was drooling over him, Damian. Elfman blushed. "Hey how you doing, do you work out?" Damian flirted. "Well yeah I actually do" Elfman said, still blushing like crazy. "Do you maybe wanna go out?" Damian asked Elfman. "Sure why not" Elfman replied, and secretly gave Damian a blow kiss. Damian blushed. "Ummm ok that was weird." Said Aaron as Elfman and Damian left. Aaron then went back to drooling over Mira. "BACK AWAY YOU PERVE!" Screamed Mira almost turning into her demon form. "Oh chill, this shat is crazy" said Janis. Cady then slapped Aaron across the face, mad because he was drooling over another women. She dragged him from the ear and left, probably to scold him. "Umm ok I guess it's just me, Gretchen and Karen are the only ones who aren't from fairy tail." Said Janis. "NO IM NOT STAYING HERE ANY LONGER IVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE WAYYYY TOOO LONG IM LEAVING THESE CRAZY PEOPLE!" Screamed Gretchen. "Since I'm only friends with Gretchen out of all the people left here, I'm leaving with her." Karen said, leaving with Gretchen. "Ok then I guess it's only me." Said Janis not knowing ANYONE around her. Juvia was still mad at Gretchen so stayed quite no matter what. "Ok I'm leaving this is boring bye!" Said Janis leaving, staying behind Gretchen and Karen." Lisanna looked mad. "I STILL DONT KNOW HOW THESE PEOPLE GOT HERE, WHI THEY ARE, HOW LUCY KNOWS THEM, AND WHAT IS FETCH!"

THE END