He was sitting in my living room...mi didn't want him to be. But he was. He sat down next to me. Jacob Saggytitties was sitting next to me. I quickly scoot away. He scoots back.
He leans in, is he gonna kiss me?
OH HELLL NO
He's going to kiss me! NUH UH! I don't know what to do!
Then all the sudden, the kind of big foreheads, the biggest vocal range, the forehead and vocal range bigger than my future combo,
Brendon Urie was here!!!
"EEEEEKKK!!!" I scream with excitement
Brendon starts singing his heart out in order to save me.
Jacob tries to sing back, thinking he can out sing him. He fails.
Brendon Urie goes so high, even Jacob Saggytitties going through puberty wouldn't help, Brendon Urie makes Jacobs head explode. There are guts all over the place...
"Erm, ew" I say
Brendon then gives me a thumbs up and uses his magical singing powers to clean up the dreadful mess.
I hug him and he hugs back.
I can't believe it
This is the best day of my life.
I met Brendon Urie... and he got rid of Jacob Saggytitties
Erm, hey..that was odd....
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No hate towards anyone, and Jacob Sartorious fans , this whole book is just a jok
Update:
Why am I like this
YOU ARE READING
WTF
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