At Mahiru's place...
Misono: How in the world did your house get fixed in just two days?!
Mahiru: I have no idea, but it looks amazing!!
Kuro: *plops on his cat bed* So soft 😴...
Mahiru: Don't go to sleep now!!
Tetsu: You think Hyde and Licht are gonna show up today?
Mahiru: *shrugs* Maybe... if they made up
Bzzt bzzt!!
Misono: Did any of you guys just receive a notification on Facebook?
Kuro: Yeah. From... the baiorensu tenshi
Mahiru: Same here
Tetsu: Me too
They open the Facebook notification and see...
Facebook: Licht Jekylland Todoroki is in a relationship with Lawless-chan
Mahiru: Oh my god!!
Kuro: They actually made up...
Misono: I'm happy for them!!
Lily: It's about time...
Hugh: Hyde's in the building right now with Licht. He'll reach here in 3,2...1
Door bursts open
Hyde: Hey guys!! Guess what, me and Lichtan are dating 😁!!
Kuro: We know, Lawless. We saw the notification on Facebook
Hyde: What? *to Licht* You posted it already?
Licht: I couldn't wait any longer... Also, why is your name Lawless-chan? You don't like the name I gave you?
Hyde: I do!! *changes name*
Facebook: Updated status: Licht Jekylland Todoroki is in a relationship with Hyde 💘
Mikuni: Am I the only one who's still single?
Lily: No. Tsubaki, Sakuya, Hugh, Jeje and me are single also.
Sakuya: Tsubaki will always be single
Tsubaki: How mean!! Although that's probably true because...
Kuro: Because you're a nut job?
Tsubaki: No...because humans aren't interesting at all. If I had to date someone, it would be a kyūketsuki 👿
Sakuya: *to Mikuni* Like I said, Tsubaki will always be single but as for the rest of us, we still have a shot at finding true love.
Kuro: *to Sakuya* That is, if you ever manage to gain Mahiru's heart but... That'll NEVER happen 😝!!
Sakuya: You don't know that!!
Kuro: It WON'T, right Mahiru?
Mahiru: Kuro, I told you before that I would never cheat on you and I meant it.
Kuro: *smirking* See 😆?
Sakuya: Whatever...
Tetsu: Besides Mikuni, you could just marry that doll *looks at Abel* of yours... after all, you are obsessed with it...
Mikuni: Hentai!! Don't you look at my precious Abel with those eyes!!Tetsu: Oh please!! I would only look at your little brother that way, not that dumb doll!!
Misono: *blushing* T-Tetsu...
Mikuni: *to Abel* Don't be scared, Abel... I'm here to protect you from *looks at Tetsu* that hentai over there.
Tetsu: I bet you can't be away from that doll for one hour, Misono's older brother!!
Mikuni: Bet I can too, hot spring boy!!
Tetsu: Care to make a wager?
Mikuni: *puts hands in pockets* I would, but I didn't bring any money with me
Tetsu: Fine. That will be your dare then. *holds hand out* Give me the doll then.
Mikuni: 😱 What?! No way!! I won't give her to a hentai like you!! *to Jeje* Hold this for me.
Jeje: *groans and places it on the tallest shelf*
Mikuni: Why'd you do that, Jeje? Now I can't reach it 😔!!
Jeje: That's the point, Mikuni!!Ten seconds later...
Mikuni: Give me Abel back to me, Jeje!!
Tetsu: *scoffs* You didn't last a minute!! How pathetic!!
Misono: I'm embarassed to even call you my big brother 😒....
Mikuni: How mean!!
Sakuya: Guess we know who else is gonna be single for the rest of their life... Mikuni...
Mikuni: You guys are so mean!!
Jeje: He won't be single for long...
Mikuni: Really?
Jeje: Because he'll probably be married to that doll later in the future....
Hyde: Or even that Tsurugi guy from C3 😂😂
Tsubaki: 😂😂 *takes a deep breath* Omoshiroku nai....
Mikuni: You guys are all jerks!!
Bzzt bzzt!!
Facebook: Tetsu Sendagaya is in a relationship with Misono Alicein
Mahiru: *to Kuro* Maybe we should update our status too...
Kuro: Mendokusē 😩 *goes on his phone*
Bzzt bzzt!!
Facebook: Kuro is in a relationship with Mahiru Shirota
Sakuya: *looks at Mahiru and then goes on his phone*
Facebook: Sakuya Watanuki is in a relationship with Mahiru Shirota
Mahiru: *sees status and spits water*
Kuro: *releasing a dark aura* Sakuya 😠😠!!
Sakuya: 😨 Gulp
Kuro: *brings out his claws* Delete that status right now or else!!
Sakuya: *shaking* Or else what 😨?
Kuro: *transforms into a black lion*
Sakuya: Ahh!! *frantically trying to delete the status*
Facebook: Status has been removed
Kuro: *transforms back*
Misono: Watanuki Sakuya...
Sakuya: What do you want, chibi?
Tetsu: I think you just pissed your pants...
Sakuya: WHAT?! *looks down* Oh god 😵😵
Kuro: 😂😂
Sakuya: *embarassed* I um... got to go...
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Servamp Truth or Dare
FanfictionA normal fun game of truth or dare between the servamps and their eves gets out of hand. Contains yaoi (KuroMahi, Lawlicht, one-sided SakuMahi and a last minute addition: Tetsono)