DustLust Magazine (male reader comedy.)

Episode 1: Part 1

Well heres my first attempt at a male reader insert, hope its good.

Velvet Scarletina and her little brother M/n were walking through the market in town after the last class ended for the day.

"Hey Velvet don't you think your a little overprotective of me sometimes." Said M/n.

"No, why would you say that M/n? Said Velvet.

"Because when Coco slapped me on my rear you sent her flying through 3 walls." Said M/n

"Well she shouldn't have done that in the first place." Said Velvet.

As they continue walking something in a nearby window caught Velvets eye, It was the latest model of the brand of camera she uses.

"OH MY GOD ITS THE LAST ONE IN STOCK," She said in excitement," COME ON WE GOT TO GET IT QUICKLY!"

She grabbed her little brother and dashed into the store with a speed to rival Ruby. When they got to inside they were already too late, a tall woman just finished purchasing it.

"Ah damn it." She said in a sigh of defeat. "Oh well looks like were gonna have to wait another 3 months till the next shipment arrives.

M/n Looks at his disappointed sister and felt bad for her, then he got an idea.

"Come on Baby brother lets get back to beacon." Said Velvet as they exited the store.

"Actually you go on ahead there was a store back there that i wanted to browse.

"Well... Oh alright just keep your scroll on and be safe. She said as she started walking back to beacon.

"Now where did that lady go?" as M/n looked for the lady who purchased the last camera.

Then he spotted her walking up to a male Wolf Faunus sitting on a bench eating a salad.

"Really, a salad?" Said the tall woman. "what kind of wolf faunus eats a salad?"

"You see that question right there is boy repellent." he said as he imitated putting repellent on her while making the sound effect.

" Oh stop denying it Wolf boy you know you want me. Said the woman.

"Not even if you were the last woman on Remnant." He said unamused. "Any who, we only have 24 hours left before we gotta publish the next issue of DustLust magazine. (Remnants version of playgirl and playboy.) And the magazine does not have a main boy on it yet care to explain why you haven't done your job?"

"Because we need to spice the magazine up, She replied. "Women are getting tired of the average and plain boys both human and faunus because there common, and so sales have begun to drop recently.

"Your point?"

"My point is we need something unique, we need a rare type of faunus, what we need is a rabbit faunus."

"A RABBIT FAUNUS?! He said. "They are literally the rarest type of faunus in remnant, the chances of finding one are a hundred to one, It would literally take days just to find one, It is literally impossible to find a young male attractive faunus who is willing to be in a DustLust magazine within 24 hours."

"Excuse me mam," Said M/n walking up to them. "I couldn't help but noticed that you purchased the last of the latest model of that camera, My sister wants it really really bad, I-I will pay any price you want, I just want to get that camera for my sister."

The woman than turned to the wolf faunus and put on a cocky devious smile.

"Oh shut up." Said the wolf boy.