We Are (A Peterick Fanfiction)

A Wonderful Caricature Of Intimacy

Quick AUTHORS NOTE: Just letting you guys know, I'm really dirty minded ;) so things are gonna get a little dirty in this story. You've been warned. Now on with the story

*Patricks POV

I wake up on the tour bus couch, wrapped in Petes arms. After our little make out session last night, we realized we needed to head back to the tour bus. Andy and Joe where already in bed, and still are, so luckly no one saw us. I still don't know exactly what me and Pete are, so I don't just want to go blabing...
"Don't stop" Pete moans. Awww he's talking in his sleep. Wait, did he just say "Don't stop"? Is he having a sex dream? I slowly sit up, waiting for him to say something else. A few moments later he mumbles "Trick". What does that even mean? "Don't stop Trick" Wait what? Who is "Trick"? Is he dreaming about someone else?

*Petes POV

The moment I open my eyes and look at Patrick, I can tell something is wrong. He looks confused and disappointed
"Patrick, what's wrong?" I say, streching out my arms and yawning. "Nothing"
"Why do you do that?"
"Do what?"
"You always say nothing is wrong, when obviously, something is wrong. If you don't tell me, I can't fix it"
"It's fine" he says turning on the T.V. "Alright," I sigh "You wan't anything for breakfast Trick?" He quickly turns around, stands up and hugs me.
"What did you call me?"
"Trick. I thought of it last night, do you like it?" I kiss him on the forhead
"I Love it " he says
"Good, now, will you PLEASE tell me what you were so upset about?"
"Well um. Pete I heard you talk in your sleep, and you were dreaming about having sex with someone named Trick. I didn't know "Trick" was me, so I got upset" He looks at me and starts laughing
"How do you know it was a sex dream!" Suddenly he grabs my crotch, "Probably this massive erection you have" he says winking. I feel my cheeks get hot. I Love how he went from shy to horny in .5 seconds.

"I'll be back, I'm gonna go take a shower" I say grabbing a towel from the closet.
"Probably a cold one" he says winking. "That's for me to know, and for you to never find out"

*Patricks POV

Pete walks into the bathroom, leaving me in what we call "The Den" of our bus: It's close to the front, and it's where the sofa, T.V, dining table, and microwave are. I open the freezer, pull out a Lean Pocket, and stick it in the microwave. I turn on the T.V and turn to TOSH.0. and they're in the middle of showing a video of a two guys kissing, and then suddenly the first guy pukes. The video pauses and it goes back to Tosh who says
"That was gayer than all 5 members of Fall Out Boy" 5? Then he continues "And I know what you're thinking, 5? Daniel there's only 4 of them! Well no they got a new member the other day!" It then cuts to a skit, of 4 guys, who oddly look similar to Pete, Joe, Andy and I. The guys who look like Joe and Pete are making out, and they guys who look like Andy and I are making out. When suddenly Daniel comes out in a bad emo wig dark eye liner and all black clothes walks out and yells
"EMO ORGY!" Suddenly it cuts to all of them naked, having an orgy in the middle of a public park (It's blurred of course) but it was funny as hell. Then it cuts back to the regular show were Daniel says
"So that's what there songs knew they were doing in the dark, or should I say the park. Now those kids know what they were doing too!" I was busting up laughing.

"What are you laughing at so hard!" Pete said while drying his hair with a towel as he walked out of the door. I grab the remote, rewind and Pete busts up laughing too.
"Well, that makes me want to have an orgy in the park"
"Same here" I giggle.
"That also gives me an idea"

*Petes POV

I practically tackle Patrick and start kissing him deep, and passionately. He just looks so cute when he laughs, how could I resist. I lay down on the couch and he straddles me, never once breaking out kiss. I reach for his belt buckle, and undo it. He grabs my hand and moved it away.
"Pete"
"Yes" I say slightly confused.
"We can't"
"Why not?"
"I'm. I'm saving myself"
"Patrick are you? Are you still a Virgin?" I stutter completely shocked. He doesn't say anything, and just looks down on the floor. "You are, aren't you?"
"YES, okay. I know I know. I'm a total loser"
"No Patrick, I totally understand. You were waiting for the right person, and I think it's the sweetest thing ever. You don't just want sex. You want to make Love"
"Thank you for understanding"
"It's nothing" I kiss his forhead. "Patrick, I probably should have asked this before I tried to make a move on you, but, what does this make us?"
"I was just thinking the same thing"
"Patrick Martin Stump, will you be my boyfriend?"
"Of course I will!" Then suddenly Andy walks in, staring at me and Patrick. Shit is about to get real awkward, I think to myself.